Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
Today, I finally received my new computer in the mail. I was so excited, I kissed the box. The truck driver definitely noticed. FML
Today, I was ordering a new vape for my Grandma online, since she refuses to use the internet. When I told her that the type of vape she uses wasn't available anymore, she screamed, "WELL THEN, I'LL JUST GET A CARTON OF CIGARETTES, AND SMOKE THEM UNTIL I GET CANCER!" FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
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BluPenguin 3
YOU DESERVE IT FOR THROWING SHIT OUT OF THE WINDOW WHILE DRIVING!!!
Metzler31 17
I just pushed YDI for littering. Cigarettes all over the ground look like crap. Find a ******* trashcan, asshole.
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Comments (297)
tb15 0
Throwing cigarettes out the window is littering so ydi
vanillatwilight6 0
lmfao ur such a dumbass
Vashen 5
#18 just so you know, the company that makes these states on their website that they are not intended for you to give up smoking. I suggest getting Champix from your doctor. Works really well and helped me give up in one packet.
TommySixx81 0
Would be good if skroal and legonut were banned. All they do is repeat the op in their comment. Get a life losers!
rawrineedcandy 0
ydi for being a smoker
brewhaha 0
That sucks OP. I've had mine for a few months now and have totally given up the real thing. Paid way less than $100 though from firstvapor.com. To the people who are calling it smoking or claiming e-cigs cause cancer, FU. You don't know anything about them obviously. Maybe spend 5 minutes learning something before spewing your crap.
Klu_Klayu 0
Why is it that every time there is a post about smoking, everyone ******* attacks the op about it? It's the op's choice to smoke, and I'm sure they know it's bad for you, as there are ads about it on the goddamn packs. I guess what I'm trying to say is leave the smokers alone. Have your bitch fits about smokers with none smokers. We have feelings to, and there's no easier way to puss off a smoker than telling them off about it. So please just leave us alone. Thx :)
QWERTYCommander 5
Exactly! I have a question for you guys. If you found out a friend smoked IN HIS HOME (and never in front of you), would he still be your friend? Treating smokers like this is no different than doing the same thing with: religions, sexual preferences, races, or teenagers. Also, no, I don't smoke.
gypsyblue 0
People wouldn't be so harsh if it was JUST a personal choice, but really, if you choose to smoke you're endangering the lives of the people around you with your secondhand smoke. Even if someone doesn't spend a lot of time with a smoker, it's extremely unpleasant to have someone smoking nearby... say, at a bus stop, where the non-smoker can't even move very far away. Some people just have very sensitive lungs and may experience coughing fits if someone is smoking nearby. In short, it's NOT just a personal choice with personal consequences, it effects everyone who has to deal with your smoke. It's gross to have to breathe in someone else's smoke and it contributes to the buildup of crap in everyone else's lungs and to lung cancer for some unlucky non-smokers. By the way, I saw your other comment. "Cuntaphobe"? Real classy. @133: It IS different. Teenagers and people of different races and religions don't inherently damage your own personal health (despite your choice to abstain) just by proximity.
Klu_Klayu 0
It's still prejudice and rude to bitch at smokers just cuz of what we are doing. And I'm talking about specitically in THIS situation. Not at a bus stop, or in public, but the people who bitch at us about it on this website. It gets annoying and pisses alot of us off. If you wanna bitch about real life problems like litering and second hand smoke, bitch about it to someone in person
AliceStar 2
Why would he throw it out the window if it wasn't getting any smaller? Usually you only throw a cig out cuz it's burning close to the filter.
MissMacy3 0
You're an idiot.
fizzy_fml 0
YDI! owned lol