Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
Today, I finally received my new computer in the mail. I was so excited, I kissed the box. The truck driver definitely noticed. FML
Today, I was ordering a new vape for my Grandma online, since she refuses to use the internet. When I told her that the type of vape she uses wasn't available anymore, she screamed, "WELL THEN, I'LL JUST GET A CARTON OF CIGARETTES, AND SMOKE THEM UNTIL I GET CANCER!" FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
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BluPenguin 3
YOU DESERVE IT FOR THROWING SHIT OUT OF THE WINDOW WHILE DRIVING!!!
Metzler31 17
I just pushed YDI for littering. Cigarettes all over the ground look like crap. Find a ******* trashcan, asshole.
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Comments (297)
goldendoodle95 0
ydi for smoking
uberfaill 0
34, who's skroal??
530boy 0
YDI For having lung cancer.
JustKeepBreathin 0
What the crapsicle?
teamsleep22 0
everyone on this site is ******* annoying
bubblzz 4
even me?:))
iLoveYouuGodd 0
YDI for smokingg youu stupidd smokerr >:/
pottie69 0
you are still saving money
lawlatyourfml 0
i know its a habit and all but uhhh... you're retarded. i used to smoke. and i quit. you're just stupid. those electronic cigs feel nothing like a real cig. real ones are harsher, you can feel the smoke in your lungs
ColetteL 4
I got mine from a kiosk in the local mall.
thegirl666 0
I think I will b one of the only ones to say Congrats on trying to quit. I myself am trying and it's hard. keep trying to quit!!! =)
Ludii_fml 0
i try too but practically all my friends smoke so it's like impossible to resist!
josh5634 0
get new friends problem solved