Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
Today, I finally received my new computer in the mail. I was so excited, I kissed the box. The truck driver definitely noticed. FML
Today, I was ordering a new vape for my Grandma online, since she refuses to use the internet. When I told her that the type of vape she uses wasn't available anymore, she screamed, "WELL THEN, I'LL JUST GET A CARTON OF CIGARETTES, AND SMOKE THEM UNTIL I GET CANCER!" FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
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BluPenguin 3
YOU DESERVE IT FOR THROWING SHIT OUT OF THE WINDOW WHILE DRIVING!!!
Metzler31 17
I just pushed YDI for littering. Cigarettes all over the ground look like crap. Find a ******* trashcan, asshole.
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Comments (297)
misfitSuperStar 0
Where does one find these cigarettes? Do they really work? I'm trying to quit as well. :)
Ciara Koch 22
You can get one at a gas station for like 10 bucks no need to drop 100
MeltedMint 0
LOL...YDI. litterbug! Also, wtf...if I knew I spent 100 dollars on something, I would be thinking twice about tossing it. Just get some Herbal Cigs or go cold turkey...
GothKitty19 0
Is-Is that a black bunny? O.O
wanijima 0
It's Mokona from xxxHolic by CLAMP. It's white counterpart is also Mokona, and is in Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles.
QWERTYCommander 5
Don't forget people who use English (UK) slang.
Kyousho 0
YDI for spending 100$ on an electronic cigarette, there's much cheaper ones! YDI for throwing your cigarettes outside the window, you're polluting the earth alot of people are working hard to recover to a decent state, dumbass! YDI for starting to smoke in the first place!
Jenny_genie 3
u order them on the phone. they have commercials for these cigs but I havent seen a commercial for a while now. sorry
misfitSuperStar 0
I'll google it. Thanks for your help, though!!! =}
BlueTwist89 0
YDI for buying a cigarette for that much money. Also, YDI for throwing it out your window (polluting is bad).
MartinFootball 0
#21 nice eagles jersey
greatest_alive 0
ahha to bad hes on the niners now.
tiffyxmac 0
smoking is gross anyways. it has no point to it. your just killing yourself..idc if it's electronic or not, you're dumb.
ndvorsky 4
electric ones won't kill you
twilight_0118 0
ok all of u that are saying ydi for buyin it, y'all are stupid b/c the only reason he bought it was so he COULD stop smoking!!! although op DOES derserve it for not paying attention to what he was doing.
zenti 2
He didn't say anything about trying to stop.
royalthehusky 2
Also, your atrocious grammar and spelling doesn't help your case.