Today, I lost an art contest to some talentless arsepipe whose piece was literally just a broken heart crudely drawn in her own blood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I turned in my best painting yet for a scholarship competition. For once in my life, I was actually proud of a piece I'd done. I ended up losing the scholarship to some dickface who'd basically just glued together some crap from the dollar store and called it conceptual art. FML
Today, after submitting a 500-word essay to a writing contest, I found out that I lost to someone who wrote 3 sentences. FML
Today, one of my paintings was accepted into a local art gallery. It would've been a dream come true, had my "best friend" not submitted it under her own name and taken all the credit. FML
Today, while sitting on a bench drawing, some guy went up to me, yelled, “YOUR ART SUCKS” and flipped my sketchpad out of my hands. I’d been working on that piece for hours and now there’s a big black pencil streak on it. FML
Today, I was looking through an old box of personal artwork when I realised the entire box was damp. This was all my own art from the past 3 years, smudged and smelling of cat urine. I was supposed to showcase some of it in a competition winning gallery this month. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML
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Top comments
hope1103 20
Sounds like she put more heart into her work
mds9986 24
Well the judges must have thought it was bloody fantastic. Don't get so heart broken over it.
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hope1103 20
Sounds like she put more heart into her work
mds9986 24
Well the judges must have thought it was bloody fantastic. Don't get so heart broken over it.
Xuagh 3
What a bloody beginner.
tigerisabelle 31
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She showed dedication to her craft. If a girl's willing to go that bloody far, don't be so cut up about the loss. It takes heart to do something like that. You tried your best in vein but weren't cut out for the job.
_EnderDoge 22
Woah
aesthetic umbrella 18
I love your puns.
landofconfusion2 8
pun perfection. You are a cut above the rest.
will968 15
Bloody hell I wish I was cut out to be like you, but seriously your seriously witty
theawesomeonee 8
I haven't seen so many puns in one post until now.
19990231 29
Two "cut" puns in one dialogue? Sloppy.
Krovels 10
your wit is sharp
Tay33733 12
I applaud you for that??
Tenbed 10
I both hate and love you for that.
M3DO 24
You sound like a hater, a broken heart drawn in her own blood is art in its own way
Catdragon 40
And so is my pile of shit on top of an ice cream cone
BrotherPhil 35
And so can be a pair of glasses.
sparkledoge 29
Don't forget to name it "this is not a pair of glasses."
Tripartita 45
Don't be discouraged, OP. Learn from the past, and if the contest is held again next year, you'll have a year's worth of used tampons or maxi pads that seem like they'd be sure to win!
wondercat40 28
I remember a story my art teacher told me about a kid who vomited on his own art project on purpose for the aesthetic, and gave it to her for the assignment. Pretty funny! On a serious note, though, doesn't the whole blood thing count as a safety hazard? I know it does for the AP Art classes when you send them in...
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Im curious, what was your masterpiece?
derpyshy 16
Isn't that a health violation?
wondercat40 28
See, that's what I was thinking. A piece of art like that shouldn't have even been accepted into the contest, much less win!
yerawizardlizzy 27
I don't know anything about Trinidad and Tobago, but they may not have the same health standards as more advanced countries?
Unenunciable 14
"More advanced countries" ??? ... you may want to rephrase that.
deminchic 22
If they covered it with a setting/finishing spray, it wouldn't be exposed to the open air and it would probably be fine.
rogusluv 4
#31 ummm if you read the portion of the location in parentheses it is part of the port of spain. Spain is definitely a first world country.
mineminemineno 4
Sounds bloody awful. Hopefully your heart wasn't broken over this.