Today, my neighbour was singing in the shower so loud that I could understand every word. He was singing "Purple Rain", which wouldn't have been so bad if he only knew a bit more of the lyrics. He has been singing those same two words for half an hour now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
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Top comments
mariri9206 32
Don't rain on his parade. XD (And, yes, I know. Bring on the downvotes.)
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
Join in - maybe you can teach him some more of the words!
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Comments (30)
Colon_Man 17
Just sing the Swedish Chef theme in your shower. "Byorn di yish, a boom bah diggie boom. Byorn day yish a born... BORK! BORK! BORK!" *throws your shampoo and conditioner bottle*
flowersbloom 5
my coworker was singing the same exact thing the other day! All day. And I got 'purple rain purple rain' stuck on repeat in my head.
Bunnyluver 20
Come on, it may get annoying, but that's my favorite part of the song too!
trevorr_16 25
Who showers for 2 and a half hours?
ilovebono88 21
Some women do... I personally don't
Bearsmomma 30
It says half an hour though
species4872 20
Just play the instrumental track for him next time to sing along with. Sounds like he needs the help.
Casual_Cthulhu 12
That's a long shower
nattnatt73 31
Damn, that would drive me nuts. I empathize with you op.
thecpthree 7
I really think this was me. Do you live in a duplex in Kansas, OP? Sorry. Prince had just died and I hadn't heard his music in so long that those two words were all I knew!
AwkwardTeen5632 1
I feel bad but that's pretty funny XD