Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML
Today, the guy in the dorm room next to me was playing very loud metal music. I went next door and kindly asked him to turn it off. He did, so I went back to my room to go back to sleep. It turns out he was using the music to drown out his girlfriend's very loud moans. FML
Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML
Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML
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jebba 0
Where was this? I have a neighbor that does the SAME thing.
heyheyhello 0
I love how there is like ten people with the same neighbor :)
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Comments (28)
metal8214 0
same thing with me but they had parties till 2 and threw shit at our house. not exaggerating when I say shit
heyheyhello 0
I love how there is like ten people with the same neighbor :)
captinsmith0225 6
agreed
pyrimaniac2 5
Dead set aye
shelbyj 6
Win
Ashley0801 0
Three simple numbers to make your problem go away . 9-1-1 !!
joesterjoe 7
I think we have the same neighbors
DarthVader77 9
Send him a mailbomb :)
soldiat_fml 17
Turn yours up louder.
cwl727 33
Talk to him or make a complaint with the police.