Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
Today, I found out my mom had a miscarriage before I was born. I had no idea about this, and the reason I found out was that she posted it on Facebook, where I'm friends with her. She feels fine posting about this to complete strangers but not talking to me about it? FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML
Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML
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iMISFIT 0
It's not official till its Facebook official.
Pelvispresley 8
When a parent has a Facebook you know it won't end well...
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Comments (149)
Synistiel 14
Yes, it IS perfectly acceptable to post that because she could have friends and family that care and worry about her condition of health. Just because you think it's disgusting, it doesn't mean your life is ******. Get over it and move on. She probably tagged you in it because she wanted you to know how well she's doing.
doumtabarnack 12
Man accept your mother as she is! If whenever she thinks of her hemorrhoid surgery it makes her think of you then let it be!
diesel1226 0
She tagged you because you also are a pain in the ass, that's fantastic. Your mom is actually pretty cool. Stop being such a douche and play back. Prissy chicken shit kids can't take a joke. OMG liek sum1 might c it n make fun of me! What the missionary **** is wrong with people?
titio_fml 1
Remove the tag
noisebox 1
You know Facebook is for retards ones that don't have a life, even it's creator called it's users dumb-fu_ _ s
noisebox 1
Well did you need more proof that face book is for looser retards. Even the Facebook creator mark Z called it's users 'dumb fuc_ s!
bagelpie 6
Oh I feel ya... My mom posted that there was a serial rapist in our neighborhood and tagged me in it. Don't ask why, I don't even know...
fsomelife 26
As the hemorrhoid?
HeartOfLead 24
You helped?!
lovelyspyder 7
She "tagged" you in it. Hah!!