Sundendako
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
mummer11
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Ireland
Mum
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML
I want to forget too...
New York, United States
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
mirrorfad
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Glass houses and all that
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Jillian Drute
United States
Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
DrunkenMum
Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML
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FreddyLunch 0
MILF.
great_lawl 0
Now that sucks
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Comments (143)
icedrake523 2
I'd have to gouge my eyes out.
hahaDevon 0
at least it wasnt your dad.
eath 0
so true!
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for saying it as "me and my friends".
ScaryyMary 14
Isn't that correct grammar? If you take out "and my friends" it becomes "my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me", which is the right way to say it.
ScaryyMary 14
:D
zaphilia 0
I think it's supposed to be "my friends and me." Idk, some crap about how you're supposed to talk about the other person/people first or something.
schalk 12
Somewhere in the world, an english teacher just committed suicide
dumbestsmartazn 0
no, my friends and me are objects not subjects therefore the structure is correct.
ScaryyMary 14
Regardless, can we grammar Nazis all agree that it thankfully didn't look like "Today, my mum got drunk. At a party. And flashed me. And my friends. FML"
pariah13 0
@#66. schalk. lmao! you comment made my day. seriously.
xosKsxo 0
My mom would only do that around only my close friends it's really embarassing yeah, but not fml worthy.
ScaryyMary 14
Your mom must be really hot then. Like epically hot. Like, beyond MILF status.
icecreammintz 0
so new york huh? jk
z620 0
ok so how could u possibly say they deserved it?
love2bu 0
Lol..exactly #1 that's so true! funnE
Sekococo 0
Be glad OP atleast its not a DILF or a GILF
partymaster 2
lol u were prob like O_O *puking* and ur friends were prob like =D lol XD
DeathStar_fml 0
YDI for having a failure for a mom and not teaching your fail mom some manners also u must be really sad going to the same party as your mom
eath 0
ICK! Good luck getting that memory out of your head! =3 Random thought; why were you at a party with your mom? ..or is this one of those social get-togethers that your family plans and your mom just happens to drink a lot in those kinds of settings?