Sundendako
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
mummer11
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Ireland
Mum
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML
I want to forget too...
New York, United States
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
mirrorfad
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Glass houses and all that
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Jillian Drute
United States
Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
DrunkenMum
Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML
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FreddyLunch 0
MILF.
great_lawl 0
Now that sucks
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Comments (143)
Hoplaka 0
-Gets awful picture in my head- Wow.. cool mom you got yourself there. Lol! Fyl
NickK49 0
I hope you are weaned...
nikki456123 0
I bet you'll never forget that image. lol
shadow128_fml 0
haha. sucks for you
djshyguy 0
does your mom do birthdays and or barmitzvas?
choose8 0
that's y you don't party with your mom
TheDeadlyBones 0
Weres the "Wait... WHAT?!?!?!" button???
livelobster123 14
Talk about a sexy momma.... LOL
bryfer 2
Boobs?
pregnantpianist 2
I hope I'm never that mom. I'm good just being called a MILF by random strangers for now. It's bad enough I get insane when I drink. Combining these two elements could be lethal.