Today, my mother screamed at my boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work for kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML
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Today, my mother is such a nosy, intruding busybody, she has driven away my last three boyfriends who could no longer stand her. My latest fella had even proposed, but he asked for the ring back and you can bet he blamed my mother for repeatedly involving herself in our private business. FML
Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother who lives with us decided that since I work from home, it would be a good idea for her to stay home and keep me company. "Keeping me company" includes ordering me to make her food, gossiping non stop, and ridiculing me for not being the woman that she always saw her son marrying. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom is talking shit about me to anyone who will listen, all because I refused to stay at her house and help her with a few chores she said she would pay me for. She keeps leaving out the part where I saw dozens of bed bugs not even 5 minutes after I got there. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML
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harrypotter955 19
1-800 choke dat hoe
holeyman 8
She probably saw his name on the no-call list
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Comments (107)
Enslaved 38
Time to screen all your calls from telemarketers . . . including your mom's.
ToxicxKitten 9
Hopefully your boyfriend won't blame you for having such a bitch of a mother. FYL.
Blahblah9921 4
wow ur mom sounds like a messed up woman
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Would it have been too difficult to type two more letters to make it "your"?
RedPillSucks 33
maybe they have carpel tunnel and typing hurts their hand, or maybe.... Shit, I've got nothing. They're just lazy.
xpaulatanx 10
Your mom needs to get laid. Ugh, what a raging bitch.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I hope your boyfriend doesn't mind your mother too much. God forbid you two get married. She would be the only one to stand up to object the marriage and not have a valid reason.
jem970 19
I am so sorry OP. my mother is like this as well and all I can tell you is to just deal with it and tell your boyfriend that she is a raging **** and to not take her seriously. I know blood is thicker than water but sometimes there are family members that need to be cut from your life.
olpally 33
What a bitch on a rampage... I would have no problem saying this to a telemarketer, I'd keep saying "**** you bitch" over the phone til she hangs up... See how she likes being harassed.
Archay 13
I'm going to do that to all telemarketers now lol
AerBear115 15
Unstable mom. Get her happy pills!!! :)
dansythomas 6
Hah that's terrible
Shrike 24
Could've left it at "she's a telemarketer", OP. We understand your pain and shame.