Today, my mother screamed at my boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work for kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother is such a nosy, intruding busybody, she has driven away my last three boyfriends who could no longer stand her. My latest fella had even proposed, but he asked for the ring back and you can bet he blamed my mother for repeatedly involving herself in our private business. FML
Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother who lives with us decided that since I work from home, it would be a good idea for her to stay home and keep me company. "Keeping me company" includes ordering me to make her food, gossiping non stop, and ridiculing me for not being the woman that she always saw her son marrying. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom is talking shit about me to anyone who will listen, all because I refused to stay at her house and help her with a few chores she said she would pay me for. She keeps leaving out the part where I saw dozens of bed bugs not even 5 minutes after I got there. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML
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harrypotter955 19
1-800 choke dat hoe
holeyman 8
She probably saw his name on the no-call list
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Comments (107)
numbersystem 4
Maybe she meant it in a nice way.
Psych101 9
Evil piece of self centered trash could be her of saying I love you. Or maybe, jut maybe, she didn't mean it in a nice way, and it's her way of saying evil piece of self centered trash.
wonderfullyodd 2
How?
trueginger 1
There's no way to take "evil piece of self centered trash" nicely...
RedPillSucks 33
Everything has a good meaning if you end the sentence with "but I meant that in a good way", or "no offence intended". *You're an evil piece of self-centered trash, but I mean that in a good way* Don't you feel better about yourself now?
Ajwc101 24
I feel bad for your boyfriend. FYL OP.
mmmhmm11268 4
Wow, lemme guess: she pretty much hates EVERYONE?? ^•*
AH1Zviper 15
No, everyone hates her
outoftown 27
No, she pretty much hates everyone AND everyone hates her.
misspulkadot24 17
Damn telemarketers. Apparently just as annoying to live with as then are to listen to.
lovebeecharmer 6
Guilt can do horrible things to a person
xDropsOfJupiterx 8
Or she's not feeling guilty about anything and she's just a raging bitch?
flutter4 7
Definitely a raging bitch
ebonyirony 29
What a ******* bitch. Tell her not to call. If she does, complain to her boss.
xoxosuperbad 5
Wow...
slurshies 11
thank you, 25 for your wonderfully enlightening comment. I feel so much smarter now
HmongJohn 9
He doesn't need to take that from a telemarketer
zimripple 8
This Fml doesn't make much sense. First, her screaming that stuff does not really sound passive aggressive at all. And second, telemarketers don't actually get to chose who they call. They don't even see the numbers, it's all through a dialing machine. So unless she keeps calling on her free time with her own phone...
CoffeeChickBlows 13
Gotta call bullshit on that choice claim. I used to work in telemarketing (yeah, I'm not proud of it) and the company I worked for was so cut-throat they "encouraged" us to get customers by calling our own friends, family, acquaintances... I'm not even sure if it was legal, but it happens more than you think. :/
zimripple 8
I've done some telemarketing too unfortunately and we never got to choose or see who we were calling. worked on a few sales programs too but guess it just depends we're your at. That's pretty dirty though
alfred07 18
I imagine the screaming isn't indicative of her usual behaviour
dominic1221 6
If that's the case with OP's mom, that makes sense and explains the aggression. Then again, my mom's a raging bitch all the time and has barely worked a day of her life. Either way, OP's mom is way outta line.
Rodders_SOTC 1
At least she said trash and not c*nt.
nerdchic 5
The point of putting the * in place of the U is???? You still said it in your head.. Doesn't make you any less innocent