Today, my mother screamed at my boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work for kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother is such a nosy, intruding busybody, she has driven away my last three boyfriends who could no longer stand her. My latest fella had even proposed, but he asked for the ring back and you can bet he blamed my mother for repeatedly involving herself in our private business. FML
Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother who lives with us decided that since I work from home, it would be a good idea for her to stay home and keep me company. "Keeping me company" includes ordering me to make her food, gossiping non stop, and ridiculing me for not being the woman that she always saw her son marrying. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom is talking shit about me to anyone who will listen, all because I refused to stay at her house and help her with a few chores she said she would pay me for. She keeps leaving out the part where I saw dozens of bed bugs not even 5 minutes after I got there. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML
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harrypotter955 19
1-800 choke dat hoe
holeyman 8
She probably saw his name on the no-call list
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opalescent 5
It's called projection. When people hide their own faults by "projecting" them on others. My controlling mother calls my boyfriend controlling. For example, when I told him we were going to Canada this summer, he was like, "you should totally check out monkido" (knowing I love high courses). When I showed my mom monkido she was angry, saying, "he is NOT going to DICTATE our vacation and you shouldn't let him." He just wanted to show me something he knew I'd think was cool -_-
SluggerJ 7
Change your first/last names and stay far away from that b*tch as posable
iMandyx3 5
Mother knows best.
PunkySpunky78 15
She sounds like my ex bf He is always saying I do nasty stuff when he is one that is doing it and calling me pyscho retarded ***** when he is one
MyWorldAway 0
WOW YOUR MOM AND MY MOM SHOULD GET TOGETHER.
xmaximusx 12
A woman who doesn't get along with her mother, he should not have gotten into that situation in the first place
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well if that's how she is, perhaps you shouldn't care what she thinks. Just a suggestion; that's what I'd do.
brownli 6
Your mom need help. May i suggest a firm slap upside the head?
TcheQ 12
Ban your mother? Simple really.
183933 6
You should post your moms cell number so we can all call her during dinner:)