Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML
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Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I bought my sister a bunny and all it does is try to bang my cat, and shit and piss in my room to mark its territory. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
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Flowtastic 16
Guess it shows who's her favorite.
lchollett 22
Honestly, this is an FML just for being allergic to rabbits. I can't imagine being unable to experience the cuteness and cuddliness of a bunny.
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Comments (68)
spacefish966 18
Did you just find out you're allergic or did she already know you were?
Amanduhhhhh 10
I'm allergic to rabbits too! I've never met anyone else.
91hayek 31
you can meet people though. People aren't rabbits.
Krycek_fml 19
What about the Easter Bunny?
disturbedchyk 11
since your mom either didn't know you are allergic to rabbits or just didn't care and decided to get one anyways I would get a cat and sneak into the house and keep it hidden for as long as you're able to. Obviously make sure you feed it and get it a litter box and when your sister starts to sneeze and all that fun stuff just play dumb! but seriously OP FYL
mswim 27
Oh my god, genius!
Shamandalie89 32
Cook the rabbit, problem solved.
OSMC 10
GENIUS! New president of the United Badasses of Murica coming through children
BigMeepers 20
As a rabbit owner, I disagree completely. OP should just give the rabbit to me.
mixximoo 24
Well there's obviously some clear favoritism going on there..
FuckingSchool 9
Like with my mom telling my sister to clean the living room, then telling me to wash dishes, take out trash, clear out closet, and help my sister the other day?
lilycups 11
Kind of confused why she didn't just buy something neither of you are allergic to, like perhaps a dog or chinchilla?
Krycek_fml 19
Because people are stupid.
tiger820 20
well we know who's moms favorite is!
catanita 18
No 16 is so right. If both of you are allergic to different things, then those things aren't supposed to be in the house. I am allergic to feathers, dust, mould and CATS - one of my favorite animal.
Lalala579121 28
This is a hare raising ordeal. I hop you can get out of this situation without having to suffer.
coops456 14
At least we know who the favorite is