Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML
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Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I bought my sister a bunny and all it does is try to bang my cat, and shit and piss in my room to mark its territory. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
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Flowtastic 16
Guess it shows who's her favorite.
lchollett 22
Honestly, this is an FML just for being allergic to rabbits. I can't imagine being unable to experience the cuteness and cuddliness of a bunny.
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Comments (68)
ftloosenfanzfree 7
Well at least a rabbit usually stays in a cage in one room. A cat would need free range of the house pretty much. Much easier to keep the rabbit away from you than it would be to keep a cat away from your sister.
PhoenixChick 26
House rabbits are free-range as much as cats are and use litterboxes. They're just cats with long ears who've gone vegan.
BigMeepers 20
They are also animals that will chew cords and possibly die if not careful.
Scorpio01 16
Try a dog ... Bhow Bhow
Dune1988 18
when i was little my mom got my brother the new color gameboy, i got black and white.
wtfdidudo 9
Can someone tell me how one can be allergic to one type of animal and not another?
GhostFox 34
Different animals have different proteins that compose their body, but especially their skin. As far as I understand it, anyhow.
USSRNAME 11
Get yourselves a pet rock then.
ThePandoricaOpen 18
Oh dear, one can only hope your mother had a brainfart. I think this needs a follow up. Also, allergies include more than just sneezing, like rashes, hives, and swelling.
GhostFox 34
The swelling can occur in the throat which restricts breathing and can be fatal, just to let anyone who thinks OP is over reacting know.
DoDaJulio 13
Get a dog then xD
Richard6036 13
Sounds like a real nice mother find out what your mothers allergic to and make it for dinner and after she eats it say i'm so sorry I'm just as considerate as you are
AleyahRose123 6
I would've bought a cat just to pissed my mom off...
sjewel 9
your mom's a ass