Anonymous
San Ramon, United States
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
shewantsmedead
Today, I ran into my mother-in-law, who I absolutely can't stand, with my car at 5 mph by accident. She jumped out in front of me after a particularly nasty argument, but my husband won't believe me and neither will the police. FML
cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Anonymous
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Cypress, United States
This is fine
Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her "brick throwing spot", in my own driveway. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Yougotmail
The Brian Harvey
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
notapetkiller
New Hyde Park, United States
Road rage
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Get back here!
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
Anonymous
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
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746278Ab 14
Hey "accidents" can happen to BOTH people...
nickzpic 8
At the end of the day you still get the last laugh when you rail her daughter... Or son
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Comments (82)
sunnyray812 42
If I were you, I would still report her. That's highly dangerous.
Calcifer12 5
You should tell you'r father and the police or else you are gonna die
edvin_fml 10
plot twist: she and your spouse teamed up to collect the insurance money. happens all the time
revelation11B 10
I'm pretty sure they should start calling in-laws, well, outlaws. They always seem to be doing something like this...
Rawr6591 21
"accidentally" call the cops
achilds23 6
187 that bitch
Ihavegas 22
don't delay claim today sue that biatch.
LennyComa 39
Well as long as it was an accident alls well that ends well.
jojocircus19 16
It wasn't an accident. That's why there was quotation marks
Joedbag 8
You should "accidentally" slash her tires...
sethicles1 2
"hey can you check my car for an exhaust leak?"