Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML
Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML
Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML
Today, I bought a shirt for my 5 year-old, which said, "I tried to be good, but I take after my Grandpa!" I thought it was a cute joke, but my mother-in-law said, "So you mean his grandpa isn't good? And that's why your son isn't good?" Despite my husband adding, "She bought this shirt. It was a joke, mom" they're still offended. FML
Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML
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vdjones 0
Worse that Playboy found it appropriate to make things for 5 year old.
buck33 14
Good luck in the future!
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Comments (192)
SeemsToFail 0
Its not that bad she probally doesnt know what playboy even is unless you told her which would probally make you the worse person
spazz666 18
She's young, and they're bunnies. Chill out OP >.>
DocBastard 40
"Aww cute bunny rabbit pajamas! Thanks! Wait Gramma, what's 'pornography' mean?"
tennisrapper1 14
"It means that when you're older, like a majority of the population, you will watch people help each other "go to sleep".
silentbutfunny 0
"Pornography is why your Grammy is employed, sweetie"
MeLuvBewbs 7
If in the future, the mother in law asks why your daughter is such a **** (I hope she wont be) tell her, you raised her that way!
HannahWho 8
Yes, because anyone who watches **** or reads alternative magazines is a ****. How is Puritan Salem these days? Having fun with the witch burnings?
GoW_Chick 15
Ahh you are giving me fond flashbacks from my time growing up in the trailer park.*sniffle*
HannahWho 8
"Your mouth is purdy!"
KaR1sma 6
Not cool..
skyeyez9 25
She is little and won't think anything of it. To your child, they just have cute pics of bunnies all over them.
154rct 7
Why not?
cc88 3
Maybe she didnt know it was playboy And juste thought that the rabbit was cute ...
Sumo69 9
All mother-in-law's are troublemakers