Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML
Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML
Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML
Today, I bought a shirt for my 5 year-old, which said, "I tried to be good, but I take after my Grandpa!" I thought it was a cute joke, but my mother-in-law said, "So you mean his grandpa isn't good? And that's why your son isn't good?" Despite my husband adding, "She bought this shirt. It was a joke, mom" they're still offended. FML
Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML
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vdjones 0
Worse that Playboy found it appropriate to make things for 5 year old.
buck33 14
Good luck in the future!
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Comments (192)
dogpup4 23
More of a fault on Playboy's part. Not everyone knows what the Playboy bunny even is, to them its just a cute bunny. I find it sickening how they market their cute logo towards kids so they can make more money for **** magazines.
Rocky007 15
Uhm, they are also making money selling those cute clothes.
HannahWho 8
So? Just because you don't like it doesn't mean other people don't. They could market baby's first pot bag but its up to the parents to say what is and what isn't allowed around their child. The parents buy the stuff.
dani05 0
Oh c'mon it's not like she knows what that means
lucyinthesky420 10
She's just getting her prepared for her future career... Nbd
Rocky007 15
This may work out for the good. If any of her 5 year old boy playmates knows what it is, you'll know who to keep her away from. (Yes, I know I said playmate).
jewelsfml 0
they're bunnies not nude chicks...chill the **** out!
xxtb0 0
GET IT. haha no ew.
sedda23 1
I see nothing wrong with that
perdix 31
The sooner she learns how to work that moneymaker, the sooner she's going to learn how to make boys do whatever she wants ;)
DarkSanster 7
Wait until she grows up and discovers the meaning of the logo and where it comes from.... Unless she grows up and works for playboy XD
snakelady 3
its a bunny with a bowtie who gives a ****