Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, I decided to get back in shape so I went swimming. I only managed 10 lengths and was completely out of breath. I was so embarrassed that when a lifeguard asked me if I was OK, I made up a story about a leg injury as a reason to leave only 15 minutes after I got in. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, I took my daughter to the library instead of the pool. I sat her on the counter and, while I reached for my library card, she turned to the librarian and said, "We didn't go to the pool today because Mum has hairy legs." FML
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Top comments
MichaelDeSanta 20
What a bitch.
Attacksloth 33
Don't invite her to the next event you host because the sound her lips and vocal chords make are embarrassing.
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Comments (107)
MidnaLink 35
Right, like no ones' ever seen a chubby person in a pool before.
logan00_fml 15
Lose weight
cappellaaa 23
You're so rude.
MidnaLink 35
She shouldn't have to just to visit a ******* swimming pool.
cappellaaa 23
Your mother is an awful person. No one should EVER say anything like that to their own child.
Exodiafinder687 58
Yeah. You're supposed to save those kinds of remarks for other people's kids.
Ihavegas 22
thigh gaps so over rated
stargirl_95 24
Your mom is being a bitch. There is nothing wrong with having thighs that touch.
ally_sanderson 15
Your mother is kind of rude. I cannot believe she said that to you! Thats mean.. I would never EVER say that to my child.
Ki11erC 18
I'll do it for you if you want.
Enchantedlove 1
Tell your mom to mind her own business , and go swimming anyway
thejonac 21
especially since you're her daughter, she should be supportive of what you want to do and not discourage you with such remarks
lina21 12
Does your mom want to encourage eating disorders? She sounds like a bitch
WarriorOmen 25
Oh yay, another selfish and vain mother on FMyLife. This makes me want to cuddle every poor person that has to listen to this crap.