Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
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Top comments
pllamah 9
Well hey, at least the gray is gone.
iSnortWaffles 7
It's more like **** your mom's life.
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Comments (165)
dumboears 8
Actually, 89, it does. Crappy dye you buy in stores doesn't dye your hair. It just paints over it. Professional hair dye actually goes into the hair. It's much healthier for it. As well, you never know what color your hair will turn if you're trying to make a change to it. OP's mom just needs to use a blue toner to help get the orange out.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Also, correct me if I'm wrong 89, but I believe you don't have any grey hair.
tj4234 36
nothing wrong with orange. Look at Hayley Williams. She is hot.
perdix 31
You know if you see some gray upstairs, you can only guess what goes on downstairs. While your mom is making changes in the upper garden, remind her that the wild bushes of 70's **** are out of style, and that some tending of the lower garden is not only acceptable, but hot!
snowfox_fml 10
did she put bleach in her hair?
dadof2 4
ummm i think you did something wrong
NOTquiteRAMBO 10
I'd love forever..? :trollface:
A7X_LoVeee 10
Ahahaha this gets me every time. It's you're. If YOU'RE going to insult somebody at least do it properly. -_______-
missykiaram 3
well dnt trip
Dabears12 0
She needs to calm down I've had grey hair since I was 8 because of premature greying