Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
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Top comments
pllamah 9
Well hey, at least the gray is gone.
iSnortWaffles 7
It's more like **** your mom's life.
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Comments (165)
murdersquirrel 15
Professional color is better quality ingredients also.
jamez1994 3
Haha perfect!
georgie_sd 5
It worked :D
lmf5292 10
Regardless of where you purchase the dye, using cheap "box color" does more damage than using professional products or getting your hair colored by a professional. Box color is good for a quick fix but it's not the best to use over long periods of time.
graham11 14
123- nice try. that's funny because you're actually the one who needs to crawl back in the hole. oh shit, I just made a hole in one! and for your information, too bad I'm actually a girl, "man."
causticgirl 6
I'm sure they are being sarcastic and hoping the pool will turn the orange hair green. Much like chlorine will do to a bad bleach blond color job
thegutlesswonder 2
Requiem for a Dream FTW!
LightningCactus 12
That was quite an interesting argument, thank you for making that a lot better graham11 :)
midnightsky1 3
At least you tried to comfort your mom...
graham11 14
135- no problem. Nothin' like a good ol' noob-bashing!