Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
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Top comments
pllamah 9
Well hey, at least the gray is gone.
iSnortWaffles 7
It's more like **** your mom's life.
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Comments (165)
Pupza7 6
Just don't give her ginger cookies. Apparently if you eat them and your a ginger it's called cannibalism. Got to love your friends when they say this to your face... TT_TT
SilverGTP99 8
So?
brianjman14 23
We don't? Awww... :(
brianjman14 23
Sorry, this comment was supposed to be a reply to 30, but it got here somehow.
djwilson50 3
I'd rather have gray hair than be a ginger.
MurphyS94 4
Um why in the world would you rather look like an old person? And as a side note, not everyone with red hair is a Ginger... Just red heads with freckles. According to South Park, that is.
baygirl564 9
It's the thought that counts
rockinsexychick 5
Well at least u tried just wait a lil bit and then take her to a professional. That will make her feel sooo much better.
bflakes 1
Damn, ur good looking, not to sound creepy lol
rockinsexychick 5
Thanks your not so bad looking yourself ha not to sound creepy hahaha
perdix 31
Gingers may have no soul, but that makes 'em wild in bed. Not having to worry about eternal damnation makes them do freaky shit that good girls wouldn't consider.
Bullpine 11
Nice bleach job?
iBluePancake 4
Its alright.. I got the same coal 3 christmas' in a row :(
finished 10
Well... It's better than gray!!! :D