Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, in front of a bunch of people on my college campus, my mom grabbed my hand and lead me across the street. I'm 20. FML
Helicopter parents
Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike
Today, I argued with my mom that I deserved enough independence to ride my bike to school. Halfway there, I realized I was so out of shape that I had to call her for a ride. FML
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
Mom of the year
Today, my car’s at the mechanic's so I called my mom and asked her to come pick me up from class, since it ends at 9pm and I was scared to walk home at night. She told me, “Oh honey, you have nothing to worry about, you’re too fat to get raped, plus you need the exercise.” FML
Meddling
Today, I was sitting in math class taking notes on my laptop when my mom texted me, asking why I wasn’t in class. She has my location for security purposes. I’m 19 and in college. FML
Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML
Behave!
Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML
My little boy
Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
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FYLDeep 26
YDI for your mom feeling that it was necessary. You must have done something first.
Ikillyou2times 0
did she pack ur lunch in a tiny lunch box as well ?
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Comments (105)
ducuss 0
i dunno, i've seen grossly overprotective parents before, this could be a real FML. of course all you other people are stupid for assuming this couldn't possibly be the case and that she's in high school.
SMOKEWEED420420 0
don't bitch
lolpwnagelol 0
I've seen this one before.
Spicebaby_fml 0
so your 20 but you still go to school? dont even try and say its college, if it was college she wouldnt be there.. FYL for doing grade 12 for 3 years
A_to_z_0_to_9___ 0
Lolwut?
raisin31408 0
20 years old & STILL in school?!
alinka_fml 0
shouldn't have skipped classes in the past. ydi!!
vhivfe 3
Paranoid much? FYL
smash1122 6
YDI, she's probably helping you pay tuition.
anon385 23
Ydi or fyl.. Depends on how much you skipped when you were younger