My mom
France
Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Watchyourstep
France
Today, in front of a bunch of people on my college campus, my mom grabbed my hand and lead me across the street. I'm 20. FML
that girl.
United States
Helicopter parents
Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML
me
United States
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
couch potato
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike
Today, I argued with my mom that I deserved enough independence to ride my bike to school. Halfway there, I realized I was so out of shape that I had to call her for a ride. FML
allgrowedup
United States
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
Bianca
United States
Mom of the year
Today, my car’s at the mechanic's so I called my mom and asked her to come pick me up from class, since it ends at 9pm and I was scared to walk home at night. She told me, “Oh honey, you have nothing to worry about, you’re too fat to get raped, plus you need the exercise.” FML
Anonymous
Pomona, United States
Meddling
Today, I was sitting in math class taking notes on my laptop when my mom texted me, asking why I wasn’t in class. She has my location for security purposes. I’m 19 and in college. FML
SwimSquid
United States
Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Behave!
Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML
stubble
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
My little boy
Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
Top comments
FYLDeep 26
YDI for your mom feeling that it was necessary. You must have done something first.
Ikillyou2times 0
did she pack ur lunch in a tiny lunch box as well ?
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Comments (105)
wow_badfml 0
you must be addicted to drugs or video games
blastvortex 4
So, did you or did you not deserve this?
haamoney 0
hahaha. op must skip school to play wow
hmmmummhmmm 0
in America college is still considered/called school. but agree, he cuts
hmmmummhmmm 0
and she's paying. if I were op I'd be grateful for the walk
hmmmummhmmm 0
instead of being told he has to start paying for it himself
Tahsis 4
You shouldn't change tense mid-sentence without a transition, it should be "didn't", not "don't", if the first part is past tense. Idiot...
modestmango 0
78:HA, that's what I was about to say....
skyttlz 32
that's true, but FML's only get published if they start with "today"
Bondagebear 0
#78, so boring.
Fentown_fml 4
If you're that unreliable, YDI! Stop cutting class & maybe she'll stop embarrassing you.
ClouDn9n 0
wow looks like ur never gonna grow up