Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, in front of a bunch of people on my college campus, my mom grabbed my hand and lead me across the street. I'm 20. FML
Helicopter parents
Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike
Today, I argued with my mom that I deserved enough independence to ride my bike to school. Halfway there, I realized I was so out of shape that I had to call her for a ride. FML
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
Mom of the year
Today, my car’s at the mechanic's so I called my mom and asked her to come pick me up from class, since it ends at 9pm and I was scared to walk home at night. She told me, “Oh honey, you have nothing to worry about, you’re too fat to get raped, plus you need the exercise.” FML
Meddling
Today, I was sitting in math class taking notes on my laptop when my mom texted me, asking why I wasn’t in class. She has my location for security purposes. I’m 19 and in college. FML
Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML
Behave!
Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML
My little boy
Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
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FYLDeep 26
YDI for your mom feeling that it was necessary. You must have done something first.
Ikillyou2times 0
did she pack ur lunch in a tiny lunch box as well ?
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Jenny_8675309 0
nothing a 20 year old does warrants his/her mother walking them to class, whether the mother is rational or not.
itdepends 0
FYL x1000000000. LOL
12rbl123 0
If you think this is FML, you obviously don't understand. Your mom can't walk you to college because you can't cut classes. Attendance is never that mandatory... Thsi guy is in high school. His life isnt Fed, his priorities are. He obviously needs to grow up.
Thalymor 0
Where do you go were you take classes that don't have mandatory attendance? Yeah, giant lecture classes don't have mandatory attendance because there are simply too many people to take it, but most of my classes have a much smaller number of people. Yeah, attendance is mandatory, and you know what? They'll lower your grade or fail you if you miss enough days. Most of my Profs also include participation as part of our grade, which you can only get if you go to class. Granted, I don't think the OP's mom needs to be walking him to class. Unless of course he's failing the classes because of skipping. This doesn't make sense though because colleges aren't actually allowed to notify the parents of student going ons. Every piece of mail that contains grades etc is addressed to the student. Of course, if his mom is overprotective and neurotic then maybe she took his log-in information for the online grading stuff and checks up on him.
cookies_for_you 0
To #54, none of my classes this year are mandatory, and last year, I think attendance was taken in two or three out of eight classes. But if your mum is paying for your education and you're taking it for granted and skipping, then you YDI. Stop being lazy and go to class, college is hardly a 9-5 thing everyday for most degrees.
All_I_Need 4
Perhaps he'is in prépa, thus all his classes are mandatory.
hmmmummhmmm 0
attendance is not mandatory in college, but if u don't go it's still cutting
hmmmummhmmm 0
btw: in most high schools, u can't continue on beyond age 19
12rbl123 0
Nah, they have an 8 year plan.... you can go to High School until ur 21.
Thalymor 0
Yeah, my high school let people go until 20, but once they hit 21 they couldn't anymore. I think it probably had something to do with them being able to buy alcohol.
MidgetMonster 0
clearly mommy must be paying for it. lol
MakaPaka_fml 0
Free personal bodyguard.
aFMLaddict 0
I think it's cute :) it's normal, she wants garantue that her boy doesn't cuts classes and go on drugs. she probably did that because she doesn't thrust you?
420smoke420 3
he sounds like a super senior in high school
bigpapi210 0
Wtf man?
OnlyOnWednesday 0
WTH I pity you!!
Tranceluvr69 0
snickerdoodles, f your moms life for having you