My mom
France
Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Watchyourstep
France
Today, in front of a bunch of people on my college campus, my mom grabbed my hand and lead me across the street. I'm 20. FML
that girl.
United States
Helicopter parents
Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML
me
United States
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
couch potato
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike
Today, I argued with my mom that I deserved enough independence to ride my bike to school. Halfway there, I realized I was so out of shape that I had to call her for a ride. FML
allgrowedup
United States
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
Bianca
United States
Mom of the year
Today, my car’s at the mechanic's so I called my mom and asked her to come pick me up from class, since it ends at 9pm and I was scared to walk home at night. She told me, “Oh honey, you have nothing to worry about, you’re too fat to get raped, plus you need the exercise.” FML
Anonymous
Pomona, United States
Meddling
Today, I was sitting in math class taking notes on my laptop when my mom texted me, asking why I wasn’t in class. She has my location for security purposes. I’m 19 and in college. FML
SwimSquid
United States
Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Behave!
Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML
stubble
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
My little boy
Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
Top comments
FYLDeep 26
YDI for your mom feeling that it was necessary. You must have done something first.
Ikillyou2times 0
did she pack ur lunch in a tiny lunch box as well ?
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aardvarkish 17
How sweet that she still cares. BTW, FYL!!!
aardvarkish 17
I hate when I get the anti flood and think it didn't post and then see it posted and I now have two identical posts.
FYLDeep 26
Anti-flood sucks. They should just remove it. I hate anti-features.
FYLDeep 26
Maybe keep it, but lower the excessive time limit.
hmmmummhmmm 0
#15, I agree. but if u cancel out then repost, it usually allows u to send. what I hate is it cuts mine off
hmmmummhmmm 0
then I have 2 or 3 posts just to finish what I'm saying like now
FYLDeep 26
Or f your moms life for having a stupid son.
danii_s2 0
sounds like a 20y/o I know who wastes his time and money on 'uni, however goes to no effort with it. wasting life away. I should suggest this to his mum.
okieraider71 4
What the OP didn't tell was this: The reason mommy had to walk with OP to class because OP still breast feeds.
Peroxide 3
I just creeped myself out by picturing the OP getting milk off his mum for his cereal.
FYLDeep 26
At least your not one of his fellow students who have to see it for real.
hmmmummhmmm 0
o, so that must be why he skips! he goes home to find mommy for lunch,
hmmmummhmmm 0
when she's not home, he's late getting back
hmmmummhmmm 0
that's when he misses class it seems so obvious now!
TrollHunter 0
falcon punch========€
macnblack 0
did she pack u a snack pack for lunch.
tcbailey 0
lmfao! this is great!!
fualignment 0
I bet 95% of the commenters here still live off their parents
Yaseeher 0
anything else possible for a 16 yr old? our govt wouldnt support me enough to stand on two feet.
fualignment 0
that's because you're always on your ass. go flip burgers or something
fualignment 0
it's called financial aid or student loans. it's possible to balance school and a job AND live independently.
fualignment 0
and that burger flipping comment was for the other guy. dman you're sensitive.
fualignment 0
and when I say independently I don't mean owning a house. I'm sure you can make monthly payments on an apartment with a few roomies that your job can pay for. I'm not saying it's easy either, but it's possible.
fualignment 0
and don't worry. you're still a first year. just don't **** up and take your parent's money for granted. I had to learn that the hard way lol..
Lisa89 3
FYL if she's being all clingy to you But YDI if you ascually do cut school and piss around.
tcbailey 0
<<< has her place!!! sucks for all that live at home! hahaha