Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
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Kiebland 0
imthedude, Noname is the default.
UnicornPukePink 0
I hope this was sarcasm...
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Comments (57)
afroshinizzle 0
Lol
life_is_good_ 0
At least your mom has a sense of humor. mine would have dragged my naked body to church.
foolinwho_05 0
damn. lol...
mightaswelllive 0
uh this is from an episode of united stated of tara. good job loser.
rajput 17
and wtf is that?
source_fml 0
#31 I'd say you're more of a loser for knowing that. What's "united stated of tara" anyway?
zaadam2 5
You may have taken that the wrong way but what she said was most likely the truth. Most people's first time at having sex is very short as they just aren't used to it. I've only had sex with 1 person in my life and I remember the day I lost my virginity to her like it was yesterday. She had told me going into it that most guys don't last that long in their first time (that should have been the first and ONLY red flag for me as she ended up dumping me to **** one of my good friends) but, to my pleasant surprise, I lasted for hours (about 5-6 actually) straight. Best time of my life. Most likely you wouldn't have lasted long but thats not to say you wouldn't have had an experience like me. And FYI, the next time you try to have sex with a girl, do it when your parents aren't home. and close the doors and garage doors and everything else so they have to make a racket when they walk in, giving you ample time for you and your girlfriend to put all your clothes back on ;)
Randen_fml 0
let me get this straight. you only ever had sex and it lasted 5+ hours? best time of your life? and you haven't done it again Hahaha WTF makes no sense.
rosaaaa_fml 6
Dude five hours non-stop sex that is too long. I dunno about the rest of you girls but I wouldn t like it.
ThatViolinGuy 7
"If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, consult a doctor."
Philomath 0
Now that's embarassing!
yuyo_fml 0
you have a cool mom
shirvon100 0
ur mom knos evrything about you even how you'll perform
MechaMew2 0
#3 fails at life.