Today, I was told I'm lazy by my boyfriend because I skipped work. He skips his all the time and when I get home still have to cook and clean up after him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend complaining that I’m lazy since I never cook for him. I stopped cooking for him because he constantly complained that the food was never as good as what his ex-wife made, or like his mom made. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother called me lazy. Her days consist of sitting on her couch watching Fox News. I'm a college athlete who also has a part-time job, yet I'm the lazy one. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, even though I help cook and clean on a daily basis, I got called lazy and told I don't do anything around the house. I live with my parents and twin 18-year-old brothers and they all say this. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that because he works fifty hours a week, I should be meeting an arbitrary quota of fifty hours of housework, and if I don't, I'm insensitive and ungrateful. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
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coius 23
Hope you mean “ex soon”. Kick his lazy ass out and tell him to not come back unless he acts like an adult and steps up to his obligations. If you stay with him, you deserve the life you are going to get.
Fergus52 16
You really need to have better boundaries. If he's home all day and you're at work, he should do the cooking, or at least make a reasonable and substantial effort to assist in household chores. If on his day off he fails to say, cook dinner, without a reasonable excuse, while you're working. You could cook yourself dinner but not him. Might sound harsh, but he's never going to make any effort without some form of incentive (and idk about you but food is a pretty strong incentive for me).
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RichardPencil 32
Just call him lazy in return! You lazy ***** deserve each other.
Fergus52 16
You really need to have better boundaries. If he's home all day and you're at work, he should do the cooking, or at least make a reasonable and substantial effort to assist in household chores. If on his day off he fails to say, cook dinner, without a reasonable excuse, while you're working. You could cook yourself dinner but not him. Might sound harsh, but he's never going to make any effort without some form of incentive (and idk about you but food is a pretty strong incentive for me).
Rodville 28
If he gets upgraded to husband than you would deserve it. You should either have him do his fair share or leave.
coius 23
Hope you mean “ex soon”. Kick his lazy ass out and tell him to not come back unless he acts like an adult and steps up to his obligations. If you stay with him, you deserve the life you are going to get.
mekiswrite 21
You don't HAVE to do anything; you decide to cook for the both of you and you decide to clean up after him. You are only responsible for your own actions. If he's not adequately contributing to the relationship, stop enabling that behavior.
KaylaJo334 12
Throw the whole man out at this point