Today, my mom told me that her vagina is "as cute today as it was twenty years ago." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Still the same
Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML
Nice!
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, I said to my wife that I wished I had met her 20 years ago. Her response was, "Twenty years ago I had beautiful tits and many options, I wouldn't have even looked at you." FML
Thanks for sharing
Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
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chazzywazzy654 22
*Frantically searches for brain bleach*
Welshite 40
I'll bet she's happy as a clam about it too.
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Comments (61)
Corey122726 17
Kind of disturbing seeings how 20 years ago people didn't shave down there......
silvercamaro 22
That was the '70s
Welshite 40
#1: People haven't shaved for the majority of history, but it wasn't an unknown phenomenon to shave "down there". It's ignorant to believe that women are supposed to be totally hairless to be attractive.
limabeans101029 21
1- Lots of people still don't shave down there. It's not weird, it's not gross, it's not "disturbing", it's natural. Who cares what people do with their body hair?
MrConcise 35
@15 - The people who have to give said people oral.
ptoka 20
If you're that shallow 22 please I hope you stay single.
MrConcise 35
@23 - 1. Not single. 2. I wasn't aware the desire to not choke on pubes made people shallow. I'm glad you've enlightened me.
aruam365 24
#1- Uh, completely shaving down there and small designs started to become popular in the mid-late 90s. The 90s were also well known for the infamous over-plucked eyebrows, go figure.
Enslaved 38
"What I’d give to run my fingers through your hair To touch your lips, to hold you near" Hmmmmm-- Now I understand exactly what Bon Jovi was singing about back in 1994!
limabeans101029 21
22- I can understand not wanting to give oral to someone who hasn't shaved (just because it's not pleasant to have a load of hair in your mouth), but I'm talking about the people who think it's gross and wrong for any woman not to shave, even if they aren't having any oral sex with said woman.
lukian_fml 29
If you were born exactly twenty years ago.. I don't want to know what your mum thinks cute is!
chazzywazzy654 22
*Frantically searches for brain bleach*
Sandsh8rk 36
I think hydrochloric acid may be a better remedy for the disturbing image given to us.
chazzywazzy654 22
That's a good idea #9, I didn't think of that
R2Y2 22
Probably because you had some brain bleach...in your brain.. :D
Welshite 40
I'll bet she's happy as a clam about it too.
vikky538 29
you need a ear bleach...
Scarylizard1798 23
No man can say that about his balls...
funkychicken245 5
Balls are just weird...
15Erik 21
"I remember when my left nut hung 'bove my right nut!"
sarah5745 41
Wow mom, nice to know..
WeLikeIke 23
Well, that was interesting... 0_o Your reward for even HEARING that is a gallon of bleach and 2 hours of dubstep.
ilovemsminaj 13
Good that she feels comfortable around you, but she doesn't need to be that open. Sorry you had to hear that Op
clairesucks 37
Wow, does she make it a thing to record what her ****** looks like? Sucks to be you OP
SystemofaBlink41 27
Doesn't everyone?