justawallflower
Elyria, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom told me that her vagina is "as cute today as it was twenty years ago." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
John Doe
Still the same
Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML
growlr
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Nice!
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
HylianFox
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML
FMluck
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
prinzess
Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I said to my wife that I wished I had met her 20 years ago. Her response was, "Twenty years ago I had beautiful tits and many options, I wouldn't have even looked at you." FML
uni life
Perth, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks for sharing
Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML
ugly duckling
Reston, United States
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
krt
United States
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
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chazzywazzy654 22
*Frantically searches for brain bleach*
Welshite 40
I'll bet she's happy as a clam about it too.
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Comments (61)
thes7274473 19
"Mom, remember that talk we had about what you should and should not say out loud?"
ThePols 11
I hear that's a big deal. You should be happy for her.
kalbrek009 20
Her eyesight & memory must be failing her...nobody's nether region looks remotely the same 20 years later, (especially after having even one child).
howxvery 22
well, it's all about self love, right?