justawallflower
Elyria, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom told me that her vagina is "as cute today as it was twenty years ago." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
John Doe
Still the same
Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML
growlr
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Nice!
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
HylianFox
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML
FMluck
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
prinzess
Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I said to my wife that I wished I had met her 20 years ago. Her response was, "Twenty years ago I had beautiful tits and many options, I wouldn't have even looked at you." FML
uni life
Perth, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks for sharing
Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML
ugly duckling
Reston, United States
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
krt
United States
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
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chazzywazzy654 22
*Frantically searches for brain bleach*
Welshite 40
I'll bet she's happy as a clam about it too.
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Comments (61)
doctorhook86 25
I can't be the only one interested in meeting OP's mom now...
dc2fresh 15
sounds like something my mom would do
worldclassrager 41
And why did she tell you thaf?
captainsmegma 12
If you'll send me some pictures of it then and now I'll give you my professional opinion. Send some close ups and some from many angles.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Look back at her and say, "Yeah, labiaplasty sure has come a long way, hasn't it?"
lawnguy 11
What would compelle her to tell you that? Enjoy the therapy.
CyndiSinclair 4
lmfao....who says that
edmunson 22
Anyone who claims they look, or part of them looks as good as they did 20 years ago...probably didn't look very good 2 decades ago. How could it have looked like a middle-aged body part...ewwwww!!
ZannityZan 13
In what context did she tell you that? Seems like the oddest thing to say to your kid! FYL for sure, OP.
Vlen_fml 20
that's when you take a police grade taser to your temple, you'll either forget or die, either way it's win-win.