Today, my mom threw out years worth of trophies that I'd put tons of effort into earning. Her reason? They all looked the same to her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
Today, I went over to my mom’s place to attempt to help her clean up, as she’s a hoarder. I was devastated to see that in order to make room for all the unnecessary new crap she buys, she stored all of our childhood toys, photos and the like outside in uncovered bins. It’s all completely ruined. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML
Today, my mum is convinced I'm a hoarder. While I was out of the house, she went through my room and threw out stuff I "don't need." This included $500 worth of textbooks, a flash drive with crucial work on it, and my phone charger. FML
Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML
Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML
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corbendo 3
Throw away her clothes.
gofan 0
I'd be digging through the trash if I were you.
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Comments (96)
gettingAblumpkin 3
you need to keep ur pimp hand strong even with ur mother. nah im jk
blinkingstarlet 15
everyone is overlooking one giant possibility. OP probably left them lying around the house when OP's mom asked him constantly to put them away. The possibility of his mom just tossing his prized possessions that he takes care of and has put where they belong is slim to none. She probably said something like "if you don't start taking care of these things I'm going to toss them."
SaintJimmy21 19
>:O "Mom... I just wanted to let you know that one day I will decide what retirement home you'll go to... I made that decision today, 'cuz, HEY! They all LOOK the same to me...!"
KamronMk 11
Which ones the participation ones