Today, my mom scolded me for not taking driving lessons already. This comes a few days after she told me that, "Allowing teenagers to drive is just another way of thinning out the gene pool". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
Today, my mom told me I wouldn't be able to take driver's education until at least my sixteenth birthday, because I'm, "Not ready to drive a car." Isn't that the whole point of driver's ed? FML
Today, I found out that my mom has been deliberately forgetting to help me practice my driving. It's not because the insurance will go up once I pass the test, she doesn't want my 14 year-old sister to feel left behind. FML
Today, while driving on the streets for the first time, my mom decided that it would be an appropriate time to yell at me for every single mistake I’ve ever made in my life. This stressed me out so much I began driving against traffic. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Today, I found out my mother drives my car. I was okay with it; I don't use it all the time and she's my mother. However, I was not okay with the multiple speeding tickets that came through in the post. "You're the registered keeper, so why should I pay?" FML
Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML
Today, my parents finally took me driving after months of me having my permit. I got yelled at for asking questions. I only needed to know which way they wanted me to turn on the next street after they told me to turn, but not which way. FML
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Top comments
takeapieandrun 9
Thats what parents do, don't bother reasoning with her.
TobiPuppy 0
Obviously she's telling you something. You inherited her bad genes.
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Comments (118)
compasseagle89 8
*nature show documentary voice* "And as we can see here, the parents of teenagers often give them conflicting messages. Experts theorize this is a subtle way of keeping them in a constant state of confusion, which entertains the rest of us immensely."
broomhildo 19
Gotta love parents that can't make up their mind.
DeadSorrow 3
wow
LizzJizz 16
She wants to get rid of yooouuu D:
TheWorkerBee1979 2
I'd be scared to drive.
Daederoth 10
Better take her up on the driving lessons before she changes her mind.
Greenbean193 0
Your moms a piece of shit
gurpreet 5
your rude
lovelifebrah 5
Uncalled for.
fuzzyrat1 4
^you're
horrorfreak79nj 2
While rude & uncalled for, it had to be said. Good job ! (I hope the kid punches the mom in the face before driving off & crashing the car.)
lovelifebrah 5
She's just undecided.
madhouse221 0
your mom is a Time traveler?
madhouse221 0
sorry I read that wrong oops
cek31076 1
lol that's awesome