Today, my mom scolded me for not taking driving lessons already. This comes a few days after she told me that, "Allowing teenagers to drive is just another way of thinning out the gene pool". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
Today, my mom told me I wouldn't be able to take driver's education until at least my sixteenth birthday, because I'm, "Not ready to drive a car." Isn't that the whole point of driver's ed? FML
Today, I found out that my mom has been deliberately forgetting to help me practice my driving. It's not because the insurance will go up once I pass the test, she doesn't want my 14 year-old sister to feel left behind. FML
Today, while driving on the streets for the first time, my mom decided that it would be an appropriate time to yell at me for every single mistake I’ve ever made in my life. This stressed me out so much I began driving against traffic. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Today, I found out my mother drives my car. I was okay with it; I don't use it all the time and she's my mother. However, I was not okay with the multiple speeding tickets that came through in the post. "You're the registered keeper, so why should I pay?" FML
Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML
Today, my parents finally took me driving after months of me having my permit. I got yelled at for asking questions. I only needed to know which way they wanted me to turn on the next street after they told me to turn, but not which way. FML
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takeapieandrun 9
Thats what parents do, don't bother reasoning with her.
TobiPuppy 0
Obviously she's telling you something. You inherited her bad genes.
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Comments (118)
chincheela 2
sounds like my grandma
jenna_rae 0
sucks for u!!!
torio123 27
I always mix scolded with scalded so I was thinking; well that's kinda harsh. don't worry, my moms like that too (:
johnson94 5
a dog would mix those two words...
RabidBunny 10
Drive safely...and always wear a seatbelt. Ensure your bloodline stays alive for generations to come.
nickmeier1 4
Okay 1. FYL. 2. I feel sorry for you, and 3. Your mom is weird.
gurpreet 5
how do you call someones mom weird, kinda rude bro
je_suis_fml 11
4. Why are we counting?
nickmeier1 4
5. I'm not really sure, I just learned how to so I wanted to try it out here!
LuhDemDinosaurz 6
You should of said. "You know mom i would but it think allowing teenagers to drive is just another way of thinning out the gene pool, yah know what i mean?"
El_patron 0
I'm 18 and I drive better then all the bitches on the road.
360XBOXFTW 0
bitches be crazy
abbi96x 0
Want a medal?:L
skizza_fml 3
really? you drive better than everyone on the road? even driving instructors with years of experience behind the wheel? ok then
Kazuya_fml 14
Yes, I believes dogs would have a difficult time driving.
maffy4ever 8
That is so interesting.
12em12 1
Would you like a cookie?
itswhateveridk 0
cool?
Mistery510 6
actually most driving instructors SUCK at driving...
graydragon95 0
oh dear...
Mistery510 6
go take driving lessons....
Sicari 2
I think she wants you dead