Jess
United States
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Pandistoteles
United States
Inappropriate
Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
cookie_lover_xx
Chandler, United States
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
dancingqueef
Kingston, United States
Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML
DrunkenMum
Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Messiahman
United States
Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML
Facepalm2020
Sips unsee juice
Today, my mom asked me what twerking was. When I said that it was a club dance, trying to get out of telling her what it actually was, she begged me to teach her how to do it. My mom complained to my dad, who grounded me for not teaching her to twerk her ass. FML
Anonymous
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
bob
United States
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
f_n_fail
United States
Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML
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khaya 9
Well it could have been worse, she could have started to strip and then demand money.
barmeywashere 0
Speechless o.o
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Comments (273)
TKrisha_fml 5
. . . . . .
MrsCaliBudz420 0
wow
40ozRockstar 2
Thats awesome parenting.
rosamarie 0
Ever since I started reading this FML and it's comments, I have had 'Stacy's Mom' in my head. I do however feel this is appropriate.
Blanca781720 5
my 7 year old niece did the exact same thing
Nachas1021 0
mmmmmm milf
griffindragon97 3
well u should of joined it would of been a family thing but fyl
Yessyy 0
don't stop Get it Get it!
DaJaFa 0
Wow…that's embarassing… P.S. Why are people saying OP deserved this? I see things on here all the time that are voted YDI when there is no way to blame them…just wondering how/why people can turn some of these events on the OP…just a question…
MrMan27 0
Damn I wish I was that pole