Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
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Top comments
Skiddywompus 0
OP is definetly an amatuer at party throwing.
enonymous 9
Just tell her it was going to be classy with some wine, cheese and Oprah's book of the month.
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Comments (198)
kidwiththeface42 7
Tell her you were throwing a going away party for her... And you sent out the invitations too late?
jadengtfo 0
Not the sharpest tool in the shed...
HeavyScout 0
Not the brightest crayon in the box...
False_Stupidity 42
Not the sharpest pencil in the case.
gogirls 3
not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
callmedaddy702 0
Not the brightest sperm in the nutsack......
MJJ5809 9
Not the hottest chick in the ****...
hashshim 23
Combo breaker.
saranndipidy 0
I would say "sorry I ruined your surprise!"
Mister_Triangle 21
A surprise party for her mom right after she leaves for a business trip. That's when she'd least expect it! Smart thinking
CassieStrawbs 7
Wouldn't you have thought to make sure you don't accidentally send a message to your mom if her number is in your phone?
Magic1 9
Well, I guess not everyone uses their common sense
BellaBelle_fml 23
Idk why it's called 'common sense', it doesn't seem to be very common.
xMeganMayhem 6
Nope. OP's phone was supposed to magically skip over her mom's number. Damn faulty technology.
BRAINSOVERLOOKS 0
Should of played it off like Lol mom wtf I'm kidding do you really think I would invite you ? Haha
krysxkatastrophe 14
You didn't think about that before hitting 'send'? Normally in those situations people double check.
ilovefall10 21
Great way to earn your mom's trust!
FYLDeep 26
Hopefully you didn't start the message off with something like. "My dumbass **** of a mother is out of town for weekend. Party at my house."
jose18 3
WOW you fail
Accept 11
Should put the text on 'WrongNumberTexts' J/s