Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
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Top comments
Skiddywompus 0
OP is definetly an amatuer at party throwing.
enonymous 9
Just tell her it was going to be classy with some wine, cheese and Oprah's book of the month.
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Comments (198)
howdmynosego 12
Just say it was a going away joke
ikickgingers 15
46 - Rodney dangerfield???
santel_fml 8
I bet her 'business trip' was a romping session with some loser
elisabeth1_fml 0
You idiot
perdix 31
That must have sucked that your mom got to hostess your party while you were confined to your room. Even worse would be if she nailed some of the guys you were interested in. Because you couldn't handle technology, there's a new MILF Gang Bang video out there on teh interwebz.
ragzilla 0
this is why you invite over facebook
mickeygirl 0
What if she had a Facebook too?
ry_ry7 4
We understand what you meant. No worries about a tiny error. And we agree with what you are saying.
kris2335 0
kevin; your cute; therefore your error is excused hahaaa(:
sharakay79 0
Geez, lightweight party skills. Never send to everyone on the list. OP you suck! And p.s. Take mom out of the phone before you get another bright idea like that.
lollipop77_fml 6
Hats off to you lad! There should be more young 'uns with your kind of attitude! Parties while the parents are away never end well!