Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
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Top comments
Skiddywompus 0
OP is definetly an amatuer at party throwing.
enonymous 9
Just tell her it was going to be classy with some wine, cheese and Oprah's book of the month.
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Comments (198)
aFreedom127 9
You're an idiot.
Shadow_Phantom 26
You.... didn't use "your." :D As for the OP, you are dumbass. YDI.
X3liteXHunterX 12
No for his sentence you're was the correct word.
DarkHelmet 10
hahahahahahahaha dumb ass
Cashtangoteam 10
OP is a De de de
THE_A_TEEN 28
De de de? As in king Dedede from kirby?
Shankillbutcher 0
Wow I mean really wow. How could ever do something like that...
Xxak907xX 0
Idiot. Why the hell do people do that anyway? I've been to a few parties, and they were lame as hell. All I see is grinding, beer, and some weed. I left after ten minutes...and called the cops. [Aren't I just a little party smasher >:)]
Shadow_Phantom 26
I would as well. I really don't understand why those types of "parties" are fun.
ikickgingers 15
You say that like grinding, beer, and weed are naughty things. As for calling the cops - that's a bitch move in my book. At the same time I'm old enough to drink and I don't invite minors into my home. Hopefully your associates don't believe in 'snitches get stitches'. That would suck for your face, when they curb stomp you.
thisisafunnyname 12
If you actually call the cops on them then you're a ******* dick. Especially since you were at the party. But why would go out of your way to get them in trouble?
brianjman14 23
You ******* called the cops? Asshole...
lissalove17 8
If there were underage people at the party or they were loud enough to disturb neighbors, good on you for calling the cops! I would too. I hate having to listen to my neighbors till 2 or 3 in the morning when I have to leave for work at 3:30.
Rdvlvt 0
Wow... If u didn't enjoy the party just leave. I hate law pimps
evilscorpi 29
your an idiot....mom, and dad are the first names i take out before even typing the damn text
Jamicianprince 1
I liked your pic what happened
ScarletBloom 14
What's so fun about throwing a house party? Beats me. Anyway, if she insist on beating you, phone the children's aid.
Nguyenydapooh 5
All the cool kids go to high school party's.
TuteSweet 13
Lol. Now THAT'S a laugh.
hinchkongfang 0
Don't you mean "the least you can do"?? If it's the last thing they ever do, you'll be waiting a while mate...
sufferinurjocks 3
Haha, ya-boo sucks too. Fail.
docscientist 10
Committing a party foul before it even started...