Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML
Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML
Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
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Dashiell 0
Loser, srsly, who is dumb enough to not realize that they have their parents in their contacts?
Shlizabeth 0
I was gonna put some witty comment, but I realized your mom beat me to it.
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Comments (181)
Dashiell 0
Loser, srsly, who is dumb enough to not realize that they have their parents in their contacts?
seb12992 0
My thoughts exactly. YDI
sportastef 0
I know! YDI, you don't EVER forward anything to all of your contacts. Stupid move.
DizzyDemon0 9
Yup. agreed. Retard. On a side note..your mom sounds like fun :P whats her number?? Also as a thought..if you're a loser..why would you even try this? no one wants to drink with you...and i couldn't think that you're gonna get laid..unless you screw a drunk girl...in which case...see your name in the papers soon :D
justdancebbyx3 7
LOL. EPIC FAIL.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
#71, that's the worst part, it's not a guy. OP is female, and SO desperate that she's offering sex & booze in her parents house to get laid. How more pathetic can it get? For OP's sake, I hope she grows up and learns to respect herself and her parents more. THEN she'll have a chance to meet interesting people willing to spend time with her not because of the promise of potential ****** + alcohol, but because of who she actually is as a person.
divineinstrument 2
I don't know anyone who doesn't have their parents in their phonebook contacts, so sending a message to everyone in your phonebook is NEVER a good idea. Plus, I don't know about you guys, but I have like all these random numbers for places in my phonebook. If I did this exact same thing, like Pizza Hut would also be receiving a message about this house party lol. OP, you obviously deserve it for being stupid. But I think the whole house party culture is stupid. I don't get invited to them (apart from once), wouldn't even if I did, and no one would come if I had one. Does that make a loser? Well, I don't give a ****.
Emberlin 0
I don't understand. Did the mom literally say "I'm the only one..." meaning herself, or did the OP use the quotation marks wrong/misquoted her mom's text? And also, yea, who doesn't have random ppl in their contacts that they probably don't even know? I've added people just for one purpose and have forgotten to delete them later
TheCashMan88 0
There is a difference between random people you've just met and your parents. A big one.
ericabella18 0
aha, OP you're an idiot. YDI for taking adavantage of your parent's house and alcohol.
Aubrey14 0
Ya seriously wouldnt you know that your parents are in your phonebook? Im sorry hun but you just werent thinking.......
Shyman4ever 0
YDI for having a phone
_BedSpread 0
Exactly .. YDI. Never Mass text if you have PARENTS in your contacts ...
z620 0
you sir are a dunbaass
z620 0
yes I no I spelled it wrong but I'm typing fast on my iPod
aubsx3 0
OP is a girl
gthum 10
Yeah seriously what a dumb ass
funsized4 0
haha sucksssss to be you
haishawna 0
YDI for being an idiot
Mr_BOBO 0
OWNED!!!!! LOL! BY YOUR MOM!!!
maximumoverdrive 0
wow. nice job
unsernametaken 0
you deserve it for being a moron and "sending it to everyone in your phonebook"
kewlcat 0
i call fake. why? because on most phones you can only send one text to 10 people at a time. and you choose them all individually.
aduck 0
She could have sort of done it ten by ten and not realised. Just because she doesn't explain the exact action of the texting doesn't mean it's fake!
winterharte 0
@136- Keyword in your argument: "most" as in, "there are some that actually can do it all at once"
JrWriter 2
Haha, check your phonebook for parents next time. YDI
drinkupgorgeous 0
You're lame.
Shlizabeth 0
I was gonna put some witty comment, but I realized your mom beat me to it.
lexiBRo 0
lmao! I totally agree.. mom ftw!
cramazing 0
win
T_X_P 2
Your mom is cooler than you are. LOL
Syn_fml 0
Can I get your mom's number? She sounds like she likes to have fun.