Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Every holiday turns into an episode of Jerry Springer.
perdix 31
Seems like family gatherings are going to be an orgy for everyone but you. Maybe they'll let you hold the camera.
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Comments (140)
Stoneyyay 5
wow, at least you guys are trying to keep it in the family...
perdix 31
Seems like family gatherings are going to be an orgy for everyone but you. Maybe they'll let you hold the camera.
beebeeL 1
Yes FML but there's no reason to be mad at your mom your sister's the bitch! Make your new stepbrother's life hell for a bit (:
badluckattack238 0
Walk around in sexy clothes and show him what he's missing. (;
missbadluk 0
Ummm the mom is a bitch. She's selfishly think of no one but herself. Some people are off limits. If my mom made my ex boyfriend my step brother (who also ****** her other daughter!) then I'd seriously disown my family and move away. it's shitty when parents are selfish.
mea_iloveskiing 26
I love nutella.
LoveCrysis101 0
doesnt everybody? :D
CookieMonstr19 0
I do!!
itschrisssybro 8
Its not your mums fault.
itschrisssybro 8
Awkward.... I was meant to say. It's not your mums fault she fell for his dad. I know it will be hard to deal with, but if your mum is happy, so be it :-)
RebekahBrooke 9
what if she loves him? :/ you should see if they actually care about each other, if you're planning on blatantly being rude or something like that. im sorry. :c
cinderellacat 0
If they loved each other then why didn't they hook up and ditch OP?
Schumy0724 4
They don't deserve it
thatkimgirl 1
Try being less of an idiot.
Snookie85 19
Don't enjoy yourself too much, lol.
Veindetta 5
Just get yourself a hot new bf and everything will be fine. At least until he cheats on you with your mom's new husband, whoops!
CryMoreFMLs 15
No. Just... No.
tyrn46 0
Keep it in the family lol
rainydayz133 6
Won't that make your ex boyfriend your step brother? Meaning maybe your sister and him can no longer hook up??