Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
Today, I asked my fiancee to drive me to the airport for a business trip in a few days. She ranted angrily that she already had plans, so I asked my mom to take me instead. Now she's pissed and saying, "Why don't you just go marry your mommy, since she does everything for you?" FML
Today, my father-in-law left my wedding reception because he had to feed the dog. This would have been alright, if he hadn't been absent for nearly two hours. Apparently, just feeding the dog and leaving would have hurt the animal's feelings so he stayed to play with him for a while. FML
Today, my mother-in-law "borrowed" my dog without asking, to show him off to her friends. My dog is my service animal, and I'm not comfortable leaving the house without him. I have to be at work in an hour, and she's not picking up her phone. FML
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
Today, my wife is refusing to go on our honeymoon because the resort we chose won’t allow pets. She’s now angry with me for not checking before we booked the place, and is threatening divorce if I go without her. I told her we could just get a dog sitter, but she refuses. Oh well. FML
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Today, my insane mother struck again. She refused to drive me to my doctor’s appointment for my asthma because the office won’t let her bring her precious doggo inside and it’s too cold to sit in the car with it. No, she won’t leave it at home like a normal person, and no it’s not a service dog. FML
Today, the same manager who wrote me up for missing work when my mom had had a stroke, thought it was perfectly acceptable to announce she was leaving work 6 hours early to take her dogs to the groomers. Apparently, that appointment was more urgent than me riding in an ambulance with my mother. FML
Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML
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eastmanwolf 0
#2 I'd think that her daughter's wedding is more important than this. If the dog is so important, she should have made plans for someone else to watch the dog that day so she could be there the whole time to support her daughter.
on_a_boat 0
I agree with #13. What's the big deal? Jesus she's not SKIPPING the whole freaking wedding here, there is nothing wrong with going home real quick to let the dog out so he/she doesn't pee all over the house. OP you might need to be less of a Bridezilla.
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asdtertrwttewt 2
Just have her replaced in the ceremony. Win, win, win.
itsnotfair 0
oh and also, most of you are missing the point that her mother doesn't want to ride in the limo, which is a major shun because most mothers do travel to the church in the limo with their daughters
Petrolmonkey 0
Yeah seriously, you will be so busy meeting all the people wishing you well you probably won't remember her. Shame she won't be in the limo with you on the way there but so what?
that_guy_you_are 0
Fucl that fdog in the ass
teehee520 0
Well, at least she's not giving the dog an opportunity to pee all over your precious childhood pictures and art projects or anything like that. But still, FYL.
xya943 0
That sucks, man. I can see my stupid mom doing something like that though. But really, your wedding should be more important than her damn dog. Yes, even the reception. She should be there to support her daughter on one of the biggest days of her life, rather than worried about her dog peeing. I agree, she should've gotten someone to watch it or put it in a kennel or something. Sounds like she might have something else planned, and is using that as an excuse...
Sinsation 7
You obviously have never owned a dog.
that_guy_you_are 0
Srsly, **** that dog in the ass, set it on fire, and take a picture and send it to ur mom. Fat bitches with stupid dogs need to STFU about their stupif ******* dogs and be tot some manners. NOONE LIKES UR DOG NOT EVEN U SO STFU
Jimboom 12
Bridezilla alert! This is one of the main reasons wedding days are so stressful.... because the bride makes it so by stressing over everything, which in turn stresses those around her and her groom. Even after the vows are done some bridezilla's can't even enjoy their own wedding days because they are running around like a blue arsed fly because minute details are not how she imagined they would be. When the honest fact is the only person who cares about such things is her, and everybody else (apart from the groom who would be stressed by proxy) is enjoying themselves. That said the mother should have sorted out someone to look after the dog, or just left it outside for the duration.
that_guy_you_are 0
dont turst that dog itll probably shti in the punchbowl or somet shit. fuc k it in theASS.
kiit23 0
Dogs have to pee, get over it. She can COME BACK.