Today, my mom got mad at me because I wouldn't write to Ellen Degeneres about her. She now won't talk to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML
Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, after a very harsh argument from my mother about her not seeing her grandchild enough, I decided to vent out my rage in a text to my friend. It wasn't until after I sent the message, that yes, I sent that message to my mom FML
Today, my fiancé told my mom that she screwed me up. I now have to write an apologetic e-mail to her for something that I agree with, in order for her to stop calling me crying. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
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Top comments
praesidiem 16
"Dear, Ellen. My mother is so obsessed with you, that she is ignoring her offspring, simply because I won't send you a letter. So here is my letter, please allow me on your show without my mom. Ps I think you're great. Love, OP"
amadeclton 27
What the hellen? Your mom's not being very degenerous.
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Comments (49)
Darkness_Hate 29
Write to Ellen she will see this and your mother will be known for her overreaction.
boydope420 8
you're mom must really like Ellen. Dont see why she couldn't write herself though.
bleedingglitter 24
Did you tell her that Ellen doesn't care that she is a brat?
MzZombicidal 36
Dear Ellen, please help. Love, OP.
dakotaabriannee 14
That's actually pretty funny! Immature..but funny!
Benmantha 31
Time to dance!
lexwilder 16
It's Ellen, you always write to Ellen.
KwtWaffles 15
write to Ellen about this incident it might catch her attention
whitnayfortooh 29
write to Ellen about how shes Pissed at you cause you didn't write to Ellen..ha
shemademedoit 20
she wants to be on tv