Today, I spent several hours consoling my crying girlfriend. Why was she crying? She had been told to stop 'leading on' a guy at work who has a crush on her. Worse yet, she has a crush on him, thus the crying. Worse still, this isn't the first time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, it was me and my wife's anniversary. I spent it consoling her as she cried over a man she loved 20 years ago. They never even dated. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I spent most of my morning comforting the guy I love because his fiancée dumped him for some other guy. He continuously told me I had no clue that kind of pain he was in. He dumped me three years ago for the girl that just left him. FML
Today, my daughter came crying to me that her boyfriend cheated on her. I'd like to comfort her, if it weren't for the fact that she manipulated him into cheating on his previous girlfriend with her. FML
Today, I was in a crowded elevator and, like any sane person, eavesdropped on the couple in front of me. The guy was breaking up with his girlfriend, and she was crying. As they got off, I patted her on the back and said, "You can do better, honey." It wasn’t until the doors closed that I realized I had just encouraged my boss's wife to leave him. FML
Today, after I dated a girl for 4 years and she'd left me for another man, she came back about a week later bawling on my bathroom floor. I comforted and held her, thinking she may have realized she'd made a mistake, only for her to say how much she loved him the whole time. I hate myself. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
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Top comments
weeping_willow 25
And you let her get away with that garbage behavior? Leave, bro. That’s a huge red flag. She’s literally waving it in your face.
RichardPencil 32
Aw, what a nice cuckold you are. I mean, boyfriend.
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Comments (19)
Jonkbaby 23
Tell her you're going through the same thing and see how she reacts
RichardPencil 32
Aw, what a nice cuckold you are. I mean, boyfriend.
weeping_willow 25
And you let her get away with that garbage behavior? Leave, bro. That’s a huge red flag. She’s literally waving it in your face.
Ali Nayeri 4
Exactly, she's a mess and you should have enough self worth not to console her in that context. She's not capable of having a healthy relationship, gtfo
twitchy117 5
dude I literally just spent time to figure out what my log in was just so I could comment. please leave her, she does not value you as a person. you will be better off without that toxic person, keep your head up
bleachedraven 14
love this answer! ❤
OrySoma 11
lol where's your self respect man any dude worth his nuts would have dumped that bitch and then started dating her best friend
bleachedraven 14
😂
Regis Bent 12
Is this your girlfriend as in significant other, or just a friend who is a girl? If this is a SO then dump her ass, you shouldn't be the shoulder to cry on when it's to do with otheren shes attracted too.
donnie1976 16
Dump her yesterday! Seriously, you might be smitten with her, but obviously it's not reciprocal. Red flags all over, she's wrapped in them, she waves them under your very nose. Just give her your blessing and be rid of her.
SteelGargoyle 9
I guess after you start dating someone you automatically stop finding anyone else attractive? I’m not saying that you do anything about it but the law of attraction doesn’t go away just because you pair up with someone else. The fact that she is “leading on” the other guy is the red flag to me, it seems that she enjoys the attention and reciprocates it. Crushes are not a big deal but you keep your mouth shut about it and you definitely don’t encourage the other person.
Optimism92 5
To me this sounds like your girlfriend is a good one, because she knows your worth so she doesn't leave you even though she has a crush on someone else and it's mutual. She must know her reasons why she stays with you despite these feelings. We can't chose who we fall in love with and (opposed to the unrealistic fairytales society tries to tell us) falling in love with someone else does not mean that we do not love our current partner anymore. Greetings from a person in a very happy polyamorous relationship.
Erin K Cooper 4
And you're still with this girl because why?? Leave. For real. She's not able to have a normal relationship and it's not your job to fix that. You're only going to end up hurt and turn into a wreck yourself. And the fact you say it's not the first time. This isn't normal.