Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had no choice but to shit himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he'd pooped in. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I was showing my boyfriend some stuff I bought that day: a new thong and a bag of his favorite brand of peanuts. He was more excited about the peanuts. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
Hey at least she seemed to be cool about it
flockz 20
now orange you glad your mom didn't raisin hell for that pear of banana boxers? please, honeydew a normal date next time and save your passionfruit for the bedroom. you cantaloupe have your boyfriend's acorny boxers if your mom does the laundry. fig(ure) a better place to olive, and then your boyfriend can squash you with his cucumber and everything will be peachy.
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Comments (155)
Daydreemdie 0
Banana phone :) awww you Love him so much that ull still date no matter how wearied that is right??
Braginskyyy 6
You have full access to an entire keyboard. Please learn how to use it correctly. It wont kill you to at least type out "You'll" instead of "Ull" ... Or at least learn how to spell, because evidently you don't know how. -facedesk-
Daydreemdie 0
Pleas don't juge me :(
vickycat 5
Erm, if you're old enough to go camping with your boyfriend then you should be unpacking and doing your laundry yourself. F your Mom's life.
tigrouficele2012 44
My mom always asks me why I never bring my laundry home when I visit, and repeatedly reminds me that she's willing to do it for me, even though she knows I'm plenty capable of washing my own clothes. I guess some parents are just like that.
EmperorHilo 11
I don't really see a problem with this, cept maybe its time to learn how to wash your own clothes.
gundito 2
Were you up to the monkey business?
perdix 31
The worst part was that it was in your mother's handwriting.
rhysfucker 24
At least OP wasn't banging her half brother's friend's grandmother's aunt...
perdix 31
Are you trying to mesmerize me into becoming a GILF Hunter?
flockz 20
who needs to be mesmerized?
rubberduckie94 13
well she did not lecture you so at least you were only embarassed not in trouble
Destinyxwvut 0
...So?
Arch27 27
Your statement encapsulates with such finesse my entire feeling on the situation.
umm_Talk 9
At least your boyfriend possesses a "Big Banana", even if its just on his boxers.
loserman67 36
Did she have to "peel" them from the bottom of your bag? Since she now figures that he has the "big banana" is she constantly asking when he's coming over so she can be there? It's not a big deal, she knows you went camping together and she seemed cool about it according to you. Hey, it could have been worse, his boxers could have had pictures of cocktail weenies on them, then she would have handed them to you and laughed.
nsnforever 2
Well look on the bright side: At least she didn't flip out and scream at you. Count your lucky stars. But you should probably be doing your only laundry from now on... At least when you've been with your boyfriend.