Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had no choice but to shit himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he'd pooped in. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I was showing my boyfriend some stuff I bought that day: a new thong and a bag of his favorite brand of peanuts. He was more excited about the peanuts. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
Hey at least she seemed to be cool about it
flockz 20
now orange you glad your mom didn't raisin hell for that pear of banana boxers? please, honeydew a normal date next time and save your passionfruit for the bedroom. you cantaloupe have your boyfriend's acorny boxers if your mom does the laundry. fig(ure) a better place to olive, and then your boyfriend can squash you with his cucumber and everything will be peachy.
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Comments (155)
AlexRen 21
The problem is??
vieeev 4
Nothing wrong with that ;)
Franklin24 3
What's wrong with that
skiddadle 0
If these came from american eagle my girlfriend got me the same ones :D
ILoveTabz 0
Lol
harlan71 0
I have a pair that says tickle my pickle with a pickle and one that says open wide with a shark and I never wash my own clothes
rhysfucker 24
Tickle your pickle with another pickle?? So you like to go head-to-head?
perdix 31
Why did your mom write that on his boxers? And how would she know?
sheethapins 13
Flocks, marry me and together we can make baby tomatoes while on our honeydew. You can put your cumquats on my papaya until ice cream. :D
Ninjah_Bri 3
its bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s, ITS BANANAS B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Bigmoneyshotz 0
Just tell her u don't know how they got in there because they're not your boyfriends because he has a small banana.