Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
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NGM_47 0
BLACKMAIL your dad into buying you whatever you want :D
Orchid_fml 2
hahah , that was a lose situation no matter what . =/
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Comments (267)
brianjman14 23
lmfao, what kind of gay fanfiction?
Miso_fml 0
Sorry man. I think its time to tell your mother whats going on. You dont want your father cheating on her with some guy later rather than telling her he watches gay **** NOW. thats what i would do. But hey, maybe he's bi or just curious. So maybe you should confront him first about his sexuality. Love Ya!
JLGCJ 0
damn mike you talk a lot
Zamax 0
Death At A Funeral, anyone? It's a very similar plot.
varkey 7
did you mean lesbian ****? because if you supposedly looked up naked guys, that would be striaght. but if it was naked girls, it's not gay **** it's lesbian **** for you
rockinroyalty 0
fml ur life and your poor mother
Niki0308 0
Why couldn't you tell her? FYI your mom is a bitch
crotchpheasant 0
this is a golden ticket dude..
Bobby64 29
If you don't wanna tell her yourself, try confronting your dad about it.
k99 5
Your mothers a little off. Yoai is perfectly normal for people to read if they like it. It's the same reasons guys like to watch or read girls have sex. You area good daughter but you should tell your mom. She probably won't believe you so then maybe confront your dad. If your dads gay then it should get acknowledged.
redhedsaysrawr 18
YAY! Someone who understands anime/manga! :D