edulover
United States
Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
DaoOfPow
Danbury, United States
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
anonymous
Ridgewood, United States
The bird's the word
Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML
simon
Mommy's boy
Today, my mother, who insists on sticking her nose into every aspect of my life, found out I'm only "middle management" and called my boss to criticize her for undervaluing me, demanding I be promoted immediately. I'm now the laughing stock of my office. FML
apple
Netherlands
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Anonymous
Keeping up
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Roll with it
Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Top comments
giantsfan2010 23
Tell your mom she's the reason douches were invented.
Rawrzie 0
well, without you we wouldn't have any fun.
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Comments (81)
Crissie212 0
Reminds me of my mum. She doesn't sounds so nice.
anarchyologist 0
awww.... how sad. your right, fyl. you should go kill yourself now. is it just me or are all of these starting to really suck?
tiggyt 2
Clearly you have no idea what "duly" means. That's the most redundant and ignorant use of a word I've seen in quite a while. You are stupid.
Arschloch04 0
Ask her how her anal fissure is doing in public.
Choconumm 8
Ha ruby84 has a win :D
crimson_alize 2
ur mom is so right! fmls r supposed to be funny. Im sure tons of ppl would happily cut off their middle finger and shove it up ur ass. Dont be such a puss dude. Ur mom said that. Boo hoo call dr. Phil
Wandering_Witch 0
Sucks for you but I REALLY wish there was a 'like' button for this one because it's hilarious. XD
AwayWithTheWind 0
- #71, just click the Facebook button to share it on Facebook then like it :P
persimmon 0
you're incorrectly using the word duly. look it up.
Orieo56 0
You're probably a douche bag. YDI.
EXTREMOAMADEUS 0
i saw this on a funny jokes app awesone mom btw