Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's mom doesn't wear pyjamas when I got up to go get a glass of water in the middle of the night, at the same time she did. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my mom had me arrested in the most humiliating way ever, in my nightgown, with no bra. She pushed me out her vagina, and now her life. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my girlfriend on my parents' bed naked, just to wake up to find out she got her period, on fresh, new sheets they bought the other day. As I finished scrubbing it and cleaning, she accidentally left a burning cigarette on the sheets so now it has a burn hole too. FML
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crazyjack 0
Tape a note on her special spot that says 'succesfully covered up'
tick_tock 0
That is nasty! Bleh, I went on a trip with my aunt and uncle once and they shared a bed while they were naked. It was awful. I didn't see anything, but I knew.
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Comments (192)
Dogmaw 0
If yer a guy: Dude, grow up. It's just yer mom's pubic hair. Try NOT staring. If yer a chick: Dude, grow up. It's another woman's BODY. She has all the same shit you have...just older.
1234five 0
Are you a girl or a guy???????
xxmix 0
Why on earth should she wear underwear while sleeping?
DGoat420 0
God that sucks dude. To all the haters telling you to get over it, WHY DON'T YOU STARE AT YOUR PARENTS GENITALS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT. FYL for sure.
myotherlips 0
If you wear underwear when you sleep, you're more likely to get yeast infections. Hasn't anyone told you about letting that area "breathe"? She's old. She doesn't want infections at her age because they last longer. Of course she has no underwear.
Alex_Gaskarth 0
Jesus Christ!!
Hashmahalum 0
This is rather disturbing... so many questions left unanswered. Anyways, FYL, no one deserves this!
idrivefast 0
That's so wrong.
seb12992 0
#35, the point is he saw his mom's bare bottom. Nobody cares about your little yeast infection speech. Go to hell. #25, the dude saw his mom's beaver. The point of this site is to post unpleasant experiences, stop bitching you ****. And to the OP, FYL.
wildfire393 0
You know, you were forcibly pushed through that at one point....