Stevo
United States
Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
acneface
United States
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Anonymous
Romulus, United States
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Lance
Australia
Reflex
Today, I realised that I have been a teacher for far too long when I told a random stranger I saw at the mall to tie up their shoelaces. FML
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Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
NoOrdinaryNZer
Christchurch, New Zealand
Today, an old man, while I was working, asked me to spell average-length words. Confused, I refused. Turns out I was apparently taking too long counting the large amount of small change he'd given to me, and he assumed I couldn't count or spell. I study law, and I've learned basic calculus. Welcome to retail. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Lose-lose
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
bastawhiz
United States
It's maths
Today, a professor approached me in the hall to ask if, since I'm a math major, I could tutor one of her communications majors in a required Calculus course. Apparently the volunteer tutor the school provides "is a complete dumbass." I'm the school's volunteer tutor. FML
Anonymous
Today, my teacher told me that unless I went into medicine, math, or engineering, I would never amount to anything in life. This wasn't even two minutes after I told him I want to be an author. FML
Too fast.
Montevideo, Uruguay
Today, I got told by my classmates to slow down because I put too much pressure on them. I'm taking a class in accounting for the first time in my life, we are all over 25 and so far we are doing basic math. FML
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dunni786 0
Wow straight to the point like that ay? at least he didnt staple an application form to your test results
lets_be_ian 5
you could always go into art.... of course that still means working at wal-mart, but at least you get to say you are an artist.
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Comments (115)
Despina 0
lol #1 and #28 win
christa953 12
you must suck at math
supergirl69_fml 0
hehehe wow thats kinda funny.... hope you look good in blue =]
sourgirl101 29
Life is hard out here. Get an education people. Not knocking anyone's job but at least choose what you want to do instead of doing what you can only do.
deepbluesea 1
It really pisses me off when a teacher adds a nail to a student's coffin. Sounds like you are having a rough time with math. Try to get a tutor. If you cannot find one locally, you may be able to find one online; oh, and by the way, your teacher is an assh&%#.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#48 I hate it when that happens, too-- the school counselor was the same way with me. She'd remind me on a regular basis that my math skills were less than stellar, and she never seemed to expect much from me.
FMyLifeCereal 0
The irony of someone as useless as a school counselor warning anyone of the path their future is on is quite delicious, yes?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#107 I know, right? :P
GamerGoddess 0
u need to tell ur principle. I had a math teacher back in high school that treated me like crap too. u need to stand up for itself and report ur teacher
Blakeup 20
I would tell him "I'll do better at walmart then you have ever done in this shithole."
thatfeelsright 0
Money doesnt buy happiness
Kikren 0
Neither do cookies
LilAfo 4
yes cookies do :)
EinSteinFYL 0
If you're the cookie monster then it does! Those things are like crack to him.
RedPillSucks 33
You can rent a lot of happiness with money.
Kikren 0
What's so freakin wrong with Wal-Mart? it's one of my favorite places!
dunni786 0
i dont even live in america, and i know wal-mart as an employer is a hell hole.
Crash5471 0
hahaha YDI fir being stupid