Stevo
United States
Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
acneface
United States
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Anonymous
Romulus, United States
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Lance
Australia
Reflex
Today, I realised that I have been a teacher for far too long when I told a random stranger I saw at the mall to tie up their shoelaces. FML
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Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
NoOrdinaryNZer
Christchurch, New Zealand
Today, an old man, while I was working, asked me to spell average-length words. Confused, I refused. Turns out I was apparently taking too long counting the large amount of small change he'd given to me, and he assumed I couldn't count or spell. I study law, and I've learned basic calculus. Welcome to retail. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Lose-lose
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
bastawhiz
United States
It's maths
Today, a professor approached me in the hall to ask if, since I'm a math major, I could tutor one of her communications majors in a required Calculus course. Apparently the volunteer tutor the school provides "is a complete dumbass." I'm the school's volunteer tutor. FML
Anonymous
Today, my teacher told me that unless I went into medicine, math, or engineering, I would never amount to anything in life. This wasn't even two minutes after I told him I want to be an author. FML
Too fast.
Montevideo, Uruguay
Today, I got told by my classmates to slow down because I put too much pressure on them. I'm taking a class in accounting for the first time in my life, we are all over 25 and so far we are doing basic math. FML
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dunni786 0
Wow straight to the point like that ay? at least he didnt staple an application form to your test results
lets_be_ian 5
you could always go into art.... of course that still means working at wal-mart, but at least you get to say you are an artist.
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dunni786 0
Wow straight to the point like that ay? at least he didnt staple an application form to your test results
kaylabeanx 1
Wow. That sucks for you. They think you have no future. At least it's only your math teacher
marinus_fml 20
hahah good call #1
LifeIsShortXD 3
Did your teacher also tell you to learn how to pass out smoky face stickers?
luis420 0
lol #1 ftw
LifeIsShortXD 3
smiley*
iSitt 0
get a second opinion
shananigans 0
Hahaha #1 THAT would be hilarious
Thabb 0
It's best to be prepared, isn't it?
MrCalves 1
that's what you get for slacking throughout school. hopefully your good at something else
skittle68 0
Ha ha your math teacher is awesome :) My dad always used to say "Hope you look forward to working at McDonalds for the rest of your life"
crailboyne 0
learn how to take a joke you baby.
missmarie97 0
my social studies teacher told me I was goin to be a whopper flopper inbd
samanthadude 0
Lol @ 1 OP - This should be a warning to you, stop slacking in school or you can end up somewhere way worse like no job at all.
Einstein714 0
you want fries with that?
Twichl 4
Boo hoo OP, teachers do that all the time.
vballerlover07 0
Well atleast you know how to say it :)
abeattie93 0
can't be good at everything ;)
Kikren 0
Well at least you aren't a teacher who wasted years of their life at college to whine about their pay and bitch at their students.
zach055 23
you do not need math in life
Carolina_girl222 0
#1 wins! ur teacher sounds awesome op! well start working harder in school then u wont have to work at wal-mart
izzybellared 0
What makes you think the poster is slacking? Could be s/he just isn't very gifted at math. I'm not either. In fact, if you went solely off my math scores, you'd have good reason to believe I was the stupidest person alive. Yet I graduated from university summa cum laude and have a job I truly enjoy. Hang in there. Work as hard as you can, but remember the happiest people are the ones who know what they love doing and figure out a way to get paid for it.
rudiznell 0
FYL because you're probably in summer school fg
bigchedda 0
just tell the teacher you're dropping out of high school because of him/her. make them feel bad that they ruined you're life forever
Faleni 4
lol!! I totally know a teacher that does that only the application is for mc donalds! lol!
seanders 10
I'm going to assume there's a reason your teacher said that. Thus I felt the need to click YDI for not taking your studies seriously. Trust me university/college is better cause you get to see how this knowledge applies to your work/life
catatonicsleep 17
my dad says to kids at his school, learn this line "do you want fries with that?" its a funny way to wind up unmotivated lazy kids. Makes the rest of the class laugh, and the kids end up seeing the funny side. op need to get a sense of humor about themselves.
kev57_fml 0
Lol. Your math teacher rocks
DarkHelmet 10
hahahaha well I guess the calculations for your future were = to or > less than your potential lol
jj2014 0
when you get that one down try "may I take your order"
ericownz101 0
"now get your shit and get the **** out"
spzb 3
agreed. **** math teachers. throughout my 4 years of highschool i always had shitty ones. so glad i finally graduated.
xlossofmex 0
51- Some of us actually WANT to teach. It's not a waste.
FTC_Socialist 3
Make sure to practice!
KoRn_Freak 1
I guess he doesnt expect much from you.. O.o
thehelenlouiseee 5
it didn't do anything bad for cory monteith ;)
Aero_boy 4
Lol, well you might deserve it if u don't know how to say that at the first try -.-.
yasmeenjonasx3 0
my little brothers reading teacher told his class "oh and by the way, i like extra salt on my fries." i used to have her too, she was such a hairy twat.
kyarush 10
law suit
pu13 5
#1 learn how to say eh eh? :) other stuff you said good
EvilDave 13
@61 if you can't do math then you probably are one of the stupidest people alive.
AnonymousGalifrey 1
tell him to go f himself
mclostthankgod 1
37 that's because your ugly
zerobahamut03 2
lol
chuggsx02 0
haha are you that dumb?
lets_be_ian 5
you could always go into art.... of course that still means working at wal-mart, but at least you get to say you are an artist.
sierralem 3
LOL!
catsareahmazing 0
Win!
Crowcaller 5
ydi
xvolleyballerx 0
haha sounds like my old math teacher
natirixoxo 0
Wally word is better than "would you like fires with that?"
xTexasxProdigyx 0
true true
MudPuddleMica 0
This comment actually depressed me.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
... shit just got real. D:
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Yeah, those arsonists are always shit at math…
Eyeliner_fml 0
he/she was probobly jokeing I used to have a teacher like that he would always fool around xD
carpediem9_fml 0
^
lettertjes 0
Since one little comment hurted you so much that you thought you should share it on the internet, he's probably right.
Delaneymarie 0
meanie. ^^^ that's what this site it for!
cackle 0
"hurted"? I would like to see how far you will go in life. Wal-mart might be considered better-than-average for you.
QTp13 10
I agree with #106.....
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
The "hurted" was intentional, people.
MacUser1986 5
You should of punch them in the mouth.
EvilDave 13
@12 "Them" is plural. How many math teachers did the OP say made the comment?
aback 5
Hope you're not a senior. If you still have time, you'd better kick it in gear, boy.