Stevo
United States
Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
acneface
United States
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Anonymous
Romulus, United States
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Lance
Australia
Reflex
Today, I realised that I have been a teacher for far too long when I told a random stranger I saw at the mall to tie up their shoelaces. FML
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Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
NoOrdinaryNZer
Christchurch, New Zealand
Today, an old man, while I was working, asked me to spell average-length words. Confused, I refused. Turns out I was apparently taking too long counting the large amount of small change he'd given to me, and he assumed I couldn't count or spell. I study law, and I've learned basic calculus. Welcome to retail. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Lose-lose
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
bastawhiz
United States
It's maths
Today, a professor approached me in the hall to ask if, since I'm a math major, I could tutor one of her communications majors in a required Calculus course. Apparently the volunteer tutor the school provides "is a complete dumbass." I'm the school's volunteer tutor. FML
Anonymous
Today, my teacher told me that unless I went into medicine, math, or engineering, I would never amount to anything in life. This wasn't even two minutes after I told him I want to be an author. FML
Too fast.
Montevideo, Uruguay
Today, I got told by my classmates to slow down because I put too much pressure on them. I'm taking a class in accounting for the first time in my life, we are all over 25 and so far we are doing basic math. FML
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dunni786 0
Wow straight to the point like that ay? at least he didnt staple an application form to your test results
lets_be_ian 5
you could always go into art.... of course that still means working at wal-mart, but at least you get to say you are an artist.
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yummyninjaz 0
sucks 4 joo my math teacher is a perv who stares down ur shirt and made this kid pull down his pants in class he also called me stupid said im nvr going to collage....my 4th grade teacher called us her bitches and also grabbed me by my shirt collar n called me a dumb ass my 5th grade ss teacher called dumb shit no potiential and i had no grammer and shitty handwritting o and i had to get off my lazy ass i had a A in that class a B n 4th grade and a C+ n my math teachers class also my wood shop teacher thru a chair at me
usmchessler 0
another good one is the staple burger king applications to your tests
TheOtherNewest1 6
My history teacher would say "Repeat after me: Would you like fries with that?" if we said the wrong answer. Of course, he was joking and was cool. I've never met a math teacher who wasn't a ******* asshole.
lynnebby 0
haha at least your teacher put you up front it means something I guess lol
Krazykatxx 0
#172, I agree with all of your teachers.
emmyers 0
at least she sees you having a job in the future...if she was really mean she teach you to say "spare change?"
Ghasek 0
Ydi for being a 'tard
NekoHakase 0
Now we know where teacher works after hours..... Guess the teaching profession doesn't pay what it used to.
cooata 3
I got told that in 4th grade but for McDonalds... so don't worry ur not alone
123456789010 0
teacher said Same thing